Stunts, Sexy Sketches, & 100 Songs from SXSW

CAN’T. COME. SOON. ENOUGH:

(ta, then)

I love this. It is clean and simple. The clothes and textures are awesome. The striped watch band. The shoulder holster. He looks fierce. Then there’s this.

I ADMIT IT: I am addicted. To tabs. Don’t hate me.

BLURRED OUTCOME: Why Robin Thicke’s comeuppance is bad for music. 

IF YOU’VE EVER WORKED IN A RESTAURANT…this hits close to home. 

THAT ONE TIME…when the funny pages met something completely new. That one time turned into a decade, and with all due respect to Charles Schultz, this pair would become my all time faves. Also, this.

COLD BLOODED: 

(thank you)

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: Double up on your password protection…or else?

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE: I have nothing else I can add about this. 

THE ALGORITHMS OF…weed. And what it means to your computer.

CAN’T BE AT SXSW? NPR is bringing it to you. Sweet!

BUSTER FLIES…

(thank you)

Standard disclaimer: he always performed his own stunts. Badass.

GAH! My childhood has been destroyed.

JUST WHEN I THINK…that science has exhausted all of the miracles it can provide…this. Ahem.

CONSEQUENCES: I imagine this will get some attention from the league. Or not.

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE: Classic.

WAVES & WINGS & STEEL:

(thank you)

STFU…and slink back into the shadows already. 

I HAVE TO BE HONEST…That band always has the same effect on me.

Editor’s Note. Also, Primus might be the mid-point between this and this? ‘kay. Probably not. 

POP SECRET? This crap will kill you. And that’s just a slight exaggeration.

THE STUPID… it burns. And in this case, it very well might have.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• Nothing like a great example to make your point.
• Because your human hoofs need some love too.
• The sun is out. This is perennially handy.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.