ME, EVERY SINGLE TIME:
TROUSER TROUBLE: I weep for humanity.
APP OF THE WEEK: Are you meerkating yet?
THE BEST HALF OF THE WISHBONE: The House is not going to appreciate this.
CARVED FROM THE OCEAN:
Point Break, Ray Collins. Wow. Just, wow. These are some of the most beautiful photographs I’ve seen in a very long time.
THIS, EXACTLY: I have thought about this very thing but I always figured it was more fun to imagine than actually know.
NAILED IT! No, really, BAM!
IT’S THE HAT, RIGHT? It’s got to be the hat.
SCIENCE FOR THE WIN!
Currently mastering these moves. Then there’s this potential awesomeness.
OUR OWN WORST ENEMIES: I may never leave my house again.
MAN’S BEST FRIEND: With health-boosting benefits.
NOT GONNA LIE: I earned three of these today alone.
FOREVER ALONE…comes with a price. Crap. Editor’s note: there are worse alternatives.
ECLIPSE CONTRAILS:
AWKWARD: If only there were something one could use in this situation…
ALT ROCK SUPERHOES: I’m partial to Wolverine.
ABSOLUTE MAGIC: Never let it end.
ABOUT THIS: He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly. Except when I come across this kind of crap.
INCOMING!
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- Frugal Formal Footwear 101
- I’m a fan.
- Days get longer, sleeves get shorter.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.