WHAT. THE. HAMBURGERS.
There is sooo much going on here that I love.
WINTER LIFEHACK: Want to avoid germs? Try something that seems counterintuitive.
MISTAKEN IDENTITIES: One of these guys is not like the other.
NEVER SAY NEVER: When is a sweatsuit maybe not the worst item of clothing in your wardrobe? I kind of want.
ABOUT SUMS IT UP:
THIS LOOKS PROMISING: If this pans out, this really is big news.
SKILLZ: This guy has a gift with stones.
GEOGRAPHICAL SNARK: There are a lot of haters out there and I’m grateful. #atleastwe’renotmississippi.
EVERYDAY PEOPLE BE LIKE…
ADVENTURES IN MODERN RECORDING: Sometimes, extreme measures are called for when one needs to get their rock on. Hey Ho! Let’s go.
SAY WHAT? Sometimes it pays to have someone not in your field of interest proof read your signs. Because there are so many snarky bastards in this world with juvenile senses of humor (eagerly raises hand). Then there’s this.
FACEPALM: My friends know not to even think about getting one of these. More like CRAP cocktail.
DON’T FIGHT IT!
PHAKES: When is your favorite viral photo pulling the wool over your eyes? Yes, I got taken by at least one of these. Will the Moose Mini-van Fire make the 2015 list? Only time will tell.
ACCESSORY OF THE WEEK: Depending on where you reside during these long winter’s nights, these might come in handy. For, you know, shopping and such.
THE MORE THE MERRIER? Everything you never wanted to know about supernumerary nipples. No, really.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
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