Salma’s Guns, Sammy’s Steps, & Zombie Rides

AHOY!

(thank you)

PLUTO: It might be hiding some neighbors in our Solar System. I love that we still have so much to figure out.

ON SO MANY LEVELS…this seems unsustainable.

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN? I think you are going to be so tired of hearing about the upcoming Leap Second.

I DON’T EVEN LIKE DOING IT: So this is still a thing? 

ARBORIAL FUNGI: 

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INCONCEIVABLE: They keep announcing new things you can make with a 3D printer and I keep on never understanding it.

THE ECONOMICS OF THE BIG GAME: The Pats are bad for business. Or something.

THE FINE PRINT: This guy did not do his homework. Also, this is a somewhat surprising process.

GOALS: This right here is something I could really take a liking to when the world goes full on zombie.

SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU’VE GOT ‘EM:

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ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST…when beavers rained down from above.

FIGHT THE FUTURE: This makes me very, very happy. Yes, I’m a total geek.

MYOB: Fewer and fewer people seem to have the ability to do just that these days. Do NOT make me go all “back when I was a kid” on you.

PUSS ON THE PITCH!

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Once upon a time at Anfield. Liverpool v Arsenal match in August 1964.

DUUUUUUUUDE! This guy wins the “how to act when you’ve suffered a gruesome injury” award.

GOALS: I can think of worse ways to spend one’s golden years. But I can also think of so many reasons not to.

IN CASE YOU HAD ANY DOUBTS…about the company that brought you the Pinstripe Executive Hoodie, I present this.

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.