Categories: Etc.

Krampus, hate gifting, and the ultimate ugly Xmas sweater

KRAMPUS!

Krampus from vintagegal.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.comKrampus from vintagegal.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.com(thank you)

TIS THE SEASON! It would appear that we are all out of luck in scoring one of these for this year’s festivities, but there’s always next year! Thanks to Dappered reader Frank for the tip.

SPEAKING OF QUESTIONABLE MENSWEAR: Ahem.

BLUNT FORCE TWITTER: Be careful what you ask for.  He just scored a whole lot of points with me. See also, this guy.

JUST IN CASE YOU STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M LIKE: This is right up my alley.

LLAMASTE:

Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart from facebook.com/Itzhakperlman | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.comWolfgang Llamadeus Mozart from facebook.com/Itzhakperlman | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.com(thank you)

TINKER TAILOR: It seems like people like this never get the kind of attention you’d think they should. Thanks to Official Dossier Correspondent Eric H for this story. Inspiring stuff.

SIGN OF THE TIMES: This just rubs me the wrong way and I can’t even explain why.

DICTATORIAL DINNER HABITS: Come for Pol Pot’s snake blood, stay for Hitler’s flatulism.

QUESTIONABLE TECHNOLOGICAL FASHION ACCESSORY OF THE WEEK: Mmm hmm. You have fun with that.

TIS THE SEASON

(mine)

I MEANT TO DO THAT! Got wood? 

LET ME BE FRANK: The fact that I am posting this story that could only ever come from Florida leaves me feeling shamefaced. It is puerile. It is off-color. And by the time I got to “Creamer” I lost it. I realize I might have a problem. You’ve already clicked the link.

LOL WUT? While I’m oversharing, I might as well admit that I was clueless about a bunch of this. Also, I’m past that demo.

ALL DAY EVERY DAY:

rodneysspace.files.wordpress.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered.com(thank you) 

HIRSUTELY CHALLENGED? I’m just going to leave this right here.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: Bummer about your new toy dude. Also, you will never live this down.

LOW HANGING FRUIT: Remarkably, this is not from The Onion.

UNTENABLE SITUATION: Higher Education is broken.

INCOMING!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

Need something else to read?

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

Tim Johnstone

Recent Posts

In Review: adidas Barreda Decode Sneakers

In person with the under $70, retro-upper meets future-sole lifestyle sneaker.

2 hours ago

Style Scenario: Watching your Bracket get Busted

A step up from the pajama pants you wore to those 9am western civ lectures...…

7 hours ago

Steal(ish) Alert: 25% off J. Crew’s Unconstructed Irish Cotton Linen Suit Separates

Breezy and lightweight. Sold as separates, and the blazers do great with chinos or jeans.…

1 day ago

Style Scenario: March – Out like a Lamb

For when the weather gets good, and stops being so (wait for it) BAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa-d.

1 day ago

Steal Alert: J. Crew Factory 17% off + additional 20% off $100+ stacking deal

One day only. Sneaky snail mail deal + St. Patrick's Day = an extra 33.6%…

2 days ago

Steal Alert: Charles Tyrwhitt 27% off

Better than their Black Friday offer. Shoes. Sportcoats. Smart outerwear. Ends today.

2 days ago