Categories: Etc.

Krampus, hate gifting, and the ultimate ugly Xmas sweater

KRAMPUS!

(thank you)

TIS THE SEASON! It would appear that we are all out of luck in scoring one of these for this year’s festivities, but there’s always next year! Thanks to Dappered reader Frank for the tip.

SPEAKING OF QUESTIONABLE MENSWEAR: Ahem.

BLUNT FORCE TWITTER: Be careful what you ask for.  He just scored a whole lot of points with me. See also, this guy.

JUST IN CASE YOU STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M LIKE: This is right up my alley.

LLAMASTE:

(thank you)

TINKER TAILOR: It seems like people like this never get the kind of attention you’d think they should. Thanks to Official Dossier Correspondent Eric H for this story. Inspiring stuff.

SIGN OF THE TIMES: This just rubs me the wrong way and I can’t even explain why.

DICTATORIAL DINNER HABITS: Come for Pol Pot’s snake blood, stay for Hitler’s flatulism.

QUESTIONABLE TECHNOLOGICAL FASHION ACCESSORY OF THE WEEK: Mmm hmm. You have fun with that.

TIS THE SEASON

(mine)

I MEANT TO DO THAT! Got wood? 

LET ME BE FRANK: The fact that I am posting this story that could only ever come from Florida leaves me feeling shamefaced. It is puerile. It is off-color. And by the time I got to “Creamer” I lost it. I realize I might have a problem. You’ve already clicked the link.

LOL WUT? While I’m oversharing, I might as well admit that I was clueless about a bunch of this. Also, I’m past that demo.

ALL DAY EVERY DAY:

(thank you) 

HIRSUTELY CHALLENGED? I’m just going to leave this right here.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: Bummer about your new toy dude. Also, you will never live this down.

LOW HANGING FRUIT: Remarkably, this is not from The Onion.

UNTENABLE SITUATION: Higher Education is broken.

INCOMING!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

Tim Johnstone

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