BOO!
HOLIDAY SHENANIGANS…done right. Hilarious.
TIS THE SEASON…to indoctrinate your children? Mouth firmly shut.
WHEN COMFY IS NOT ENOUGH: Balls.
KRAMPUS!
WHAT. THE. HAMBURGERS? Oh no indeed.
OH SURE, YOU’LL LAUGH…But I am going to be honest. I drive a 2000 mid sized SUV. I haven’t been behind the wheel of a new automobile in forever. Allow me to admit that this story hits very close to home. I had to rent a car over the Thanksgiving weekend. It took me three days to figure out the defrost.
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: Those who write with fountain pens. And those who don’t. I’m part of the former and I’m willing to give this a try.
BAD SANTA:
SPEAKING OF THE FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT: There appears to be a debate over the physics of Saint Nick happening over here. I particularly enjoy the rebuttal to the rebuttal.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Because the interwebs can always get more dreadful.
THE BABY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX: I had no idea this was a thing.
THAT ONE TIME THE CHRISTMAS ELF DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY:
OH THAT’S NASTY! Olympic #@$&.
THE LUMP OF COAL…that passes for my heart warmed (briefly) when I read about this.
BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO: Apparently, Uncle Sam is a very disagreeable ex.
ORIGIN STORIES: There’s a part of me that really, really wants to hear the pitch for this.
THE KIDS ARE DOOMED:
The little shepherd boy from Hell. My pal Tony got this little vintage ornament from his wife. I’m kind of scared for him.
IT’S SHOWTIME! I actually have no problems with this. Which, frankly, amazes me.
OH THAT’S NASTY PART 2: Shudders.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
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