Gym Questions, Bad Beer, & The Little Dude w/ Bathing Beauties

AND HE SHALL BE CALLED DR. ZAIUS:

#TEAMPENIS: It all started here.

FIFA FAILS: This. And this. And this. And finally, this. They kind of make it hard to like the game sometimes.

TEMPTATION: I would probably not be disappointed with this.

THIS IS EXCEPTIONAL:

Check out the very successful Kickstarter campaign for a new wristwatch for the blind. There’s a lot of good going on here.

SO THAT EXPLAINS THINGS: Meet the virus that makes us stupid.

YES, THEY KNOW ALREADY. This is not altogether welcomed.

BECAUSE NOT EVERYTHING IS CUT AND DRY…my thoughts about what is going on with this story get all kinds of wadded up.

OH HELL NO: The Twelfth Man is NOT going to like this.

HOUSTON, WE HAVE PERSPECTIVE: This caught my attention.

ALBUM OF THE WEEK: Royksopp is going out on a high note. What they call their last album is one of the year’s best.

THERE ARE SO MANY TIMES…I’ve seen things at the gym and wondered what the hell I was looking at. Sorta exactly like this.

YOU DIDN’T CLAP LOUD ENOUGH: You want to know what kind of person I am? I laughed so hard at this that I scared myself a little bit.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!

TWAS THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION…which ended the cold war. Meanwhile, this is kind of nasty.

KNOW YOUR FURBALL: How man’s other best friend came in from the wild.

INSTRUCTION MANUAL OF THE WEEK: This would appear to apply to more than just one specific, illustrative example.  Thanks to Ben Madeska for sending this our way.

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.