AND HE SHALL BE CALLED DR. ZAIUS:
#TEAMPENIS: It all started here.
TEMPTATION: I would probably not be disappointed with this.
THIS IS EXCEPTIONAL:
SO THAT EXPLAINS THINGS: Meet the virus that makes us stupid.
YES, THEY KNOW ALREADY. This is not altogether welcomed.
BECAUSE NOT EVERYTHING IS CUT AND DRY…my thoughts about what is going on with this story get all kinds of wadded up.
OH HELL NO: The Twelfth Man is NOT going to like this.
HOUSTON, WE HAVE PERSPECTIVE: This caught my attention.
THERE ARE SO MANY TIMES…I’ve seen things at the gym and wondered what the hell I was looking at. Sorta exactly like this.
YOU DIDN’T CLAP LOUD ENOUGH: You want to know what kind of person I am? I laughed so hard at this that I scared myself a little bit.
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!
COMING FROM A GUY…with self-confessed people issues, this seems kind of extreme. Warning: Probably NSFW. Especially if your boss gets your care package.
KNOW YOUR FURBALL: How man’s other best friend came in from the wild.
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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.