Fits better, wears longer, costs less.

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE ACCESSORIES:

Then there’s this.

TIMEPIECE OF THE WEEK: I think I am developing a watch problem. Not cheap, but, this is right up my alley. 

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE… There are times when I see how kids are regulated today and I wonder if I were better off growing up the way I did. Plus, we had these awesome monstrosities.

PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME: Why do you hate people? This week I can point to this guy as the latest reason why. I don’t have patience for the stupid.

AND HERE WE HAVE THE 90’s:

(thank you)

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: Not for kids, unless they’re smart or weird.

YOU DON’T REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER…to this.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT? Not only is the stuff NASTY, but it can explode?

“THE HILLS ARE ALIVE…” 

THIS RIGHT HERE: All of it. Every last bit of it.

THIS IS WHY WE’RE FAT: None of this sounds appealing to me. Mostly.

WHY INSURANCE COMPANIES SUCK: Exhibit #468

OCTOPHANT!

(thank you)

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO SAY ABOUT…this. But none of them would paint a flattering picture of my sense of humor or maturity level. But totally feel free to go there in the comments.

A GRAVE SITUATION: This is something I wondered about when I was a kid. How much room is there? Everyone approaches this subject personally. For me, I just never felt I was worthy of carving out a permanent space for what’s left of me when I toss my mortal coil.

GAH! Muy espeluzante!

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• Bust a move outside of your comfort zone!
• Especially numbers 2, 13 and 14.
• Cleaning: It doesn’t have to be so…chore-y. See, for instance, Step #1

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.