That one time Mr. Rogers told the neighborhood what he really thought.

IN A NUTSHELL: NET NEUTRALITY

Watch this whole thing. Brilliant. Hilarious. And sadly true. Also, apparently a whole lot of people watch John Oliver.

I NOW HAVE A BUCKET LIST: And it’s all because of this.

WANT: I don’t care. I know everything you’re going to say. It’s a bad idea. Still. Then there’s this.

IT’S ALL FUN & GAMES…until it ends in tears.

BECAUSE SOMETIMES EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD SUCKS:

well of course he’s not really… (source)

ALL THE THINGS WE KNOW NOT: The ground beneath our feet. 

UM…Is the mustache the same? I, uh, nope. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. I don’t even like the bovine varietal.

#YESALLHURRICANES: This is just one of those things you read and you think that it can’t really be a thing and then you read it again and before you know it you’ve gone down some sort of weird rabbit hole before coming back to the original thing and it still doesn’t quite make sense.

HIS MAJESTY:

Prince, at the French Open. I think I would have been disappointed if he hadn’t had a scepter.

GOOGLE EARTH: Version 2.0

I BET THEY WERE SOMEONE’S FAVORITES: You think you’re holding onto some old pants?

BACON! Science takes a look at why it smells so damn good. And now I’m drooling at my desk.

TESLA + THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS X 9 = AWESOME:

EXPRESSIONS: I laughed at this entire series of pictures. Yes, I am that kind of guy.

SIGN OF THE TIMES: Heavy sigh. I would have less of an issue with this if it weren’t increasingly the norm. Meaningful analysis just doesn’t seem to find a place on most network news programs.

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES…until someone breaks their face in three places. Once again, SCIENCE!

HE DID WHAT HE SAID HE WOULD DO: The Group of Death gets taken very seriously… by a Witch Doctor.

THERE IS A VENN DIAGRAM AT WORK HERE:

(source)

SIGN OF THE TIMES #2: It would seem that this is a significant cultural benchmark. Is it weird that I think it is just not working for me?

SOUNDTRACK OF THE WEEK: Well this could be super awesome or kind of awkward. Any of you guys familiar with anything from the first season?

WHAT. THE. L? I have been waiting years for this and they yank it? Really? I am so cheesed off right now. Also, I totally understand why they did this. Still cheesed.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• I totally need to get better at #2 and there is no hope for me where #4 is concerned. I am not proud.
• It is a great time of year for this. I especially like it outdoors.
• Because I cannot endorse this enough…

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.