OH MY… GAUD?:
NICE GUYS: They get dumped on. There are some points in this article that I should think will make some people uncomfortable. That’s probably a good thing.
GIMME GIMME GIMME: This is how the 70’s looked with the most fabulous band on the planet.
NOT GONNA BEAT AROUND THE BUSH: This is easily one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a long history of seeing dumb things.
GET IN MA BELLY: Seriously, I want some of these right now.
WE WERE PROMISED…
LAST OF A DYING BREED: This guy right here. Respect.
FISTICUFFS: Our faces have evolved as a result. I love this stuff.
ETYMOLOGICAL HOLY $#!^ OF THE WEEK: Anthropodermic bibliopegy. I’m pretty sure I read about this in a H.P. Lovecraft short story.
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO:
ABOUT DAMN TIME: Higher Education in America is a racket. Someone is pointing out the obvious. Something I’ve watched happen with contempt and frustration. And yes, there was hyperbole in that lead. So please, perspective people.
I HURT SO MUCH…just watching this.
HOWDY NEIGHBORS! They’re practically just down the block! If there is any they there.
THEY CAME IN 2ND:
Thanks to my favorite Glamazon for passing this along. Wow.
LIFE + LEMONS = LEMONADE. Applause.
FAMOUS LAST THOUGHTS: I shouldn’t have gone for that cheese.
I GOT NOTHING: Compared to this guy, I am a useless piece of nothing. The farther I read, the worse I felt. Also, people are amazing.
INCOMING!
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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.
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