Jetpacks, the next Sin City, and the plight of the MANG

OH MY… GAUD?: 

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NICE GUYS: They get dumped on. There are some points in this article that I should think will make some people uncomfortable. That’s probably a good thing.

GIMME GIMME GIMME: This is how the 70’s looked with the most fabulous band on the planet. 

NOT GONNA BEAT AROUND THE BUSH: This is easily one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a long history of seeing dumb things.

GET IN MA BELLY: Seriously, I want some of these right now.

WE WERE PROMISED…

LAST OF A DYING BREED: This guy right here. Respect.

FISTICUFFS: Our faces have evolved as a result. I love this stuff. 

ETYMOLOGICAL HOLY $#!^ OF THE WEEK: Anthropodermic bibliopegy. I’m pretty sure I read about this in a H.P. Lovecraft short story. 

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO:

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ABOUT DAMN TIME: Higher Education in America is a racket. Someone is pointing out the obvious. Something I’ve watched happen with contempt and frustration. And yes, there was hyperbole in that lead. So please, perspective people.

I HURT SO MUCH…just watching this. 

HOWDY NEIGHBORS! They’re practically just down the block! If there is any they there. 

THEY CAME IN 2ND:  

Thanks to my favorite Glamazon for passing this along. Wow.

LIFE + LEMONS = LEMONADE.  Applause.

FAMOUS LAST THOUGHTS: I shouldn’t have gone for that cheese.

I GOT NOTHING: Compared to this guy, I am a useless piece of nothing. The farther I read, the worse I felt. Also, people are amazing. 

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.