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Jetpacks, the next Sin City, and the plight of the MANG

June 13, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Here's why.

OH MY… GAUD?: 

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NICE GUYS: They get dumped on. There are some points in this article that I should think will make some people uncomfortable. That’s probably a good thing.

GIMME GIMME GIMME: This is how the 70’s looked with the most fabulous band on the planet. 

NOT GONNA BEAT AROUND THE BUSH: This is easily one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a long history of seeing dumb things.

GET IN MA BELLY: Seriously, I want some of these right now.

WE WERE PROMISED…

LAST OF A DYING BREED: This guy right here. Respect.

FISTICUFFS: Our faces have evolved as a result. I love this stuff. 

ETYMOLOGICAL HOLY $#!^ OF THE WEEK: Anthropodermic bibliopegy. I’m pretty sure I read about this in a H.P. Lovecraft short story. 

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO:

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ABOUT DAMN TIME: Higher Education in America is a racket. Someone is pointing out the obvious. Something I’ve watched happen with contempt and frustration. And yes, there was hyperbole in that lead. So please, perspective people.

I HURT SO MUCH…just watching this. 

HOWDY NEIGHBORS! They’re practically just down the block! If there is any they there. 

THEY CAME IN 2ND:  

Thanks to my favorite Glamazon for passing this along. Wow.

LIFE + LEMONS = LEMONADE.  Applause.

FAMOUS LAST THOUGHTS: I shouldn’t have gone for that cheese.

I GOT NOTHING: Compared to this guy, I am a useless piece of nothing. The farther I read, the worse I felt. Also, people are amazing. 

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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Comments

  1. Christian says

    June 15, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    That dance crew got 2nd?! That 1st place better be…the second coming of Jesus.

  2. Rt1583 says

    June 15, 2014 at 8:46 PM

    I tried to read the piece about Vermeers work but got derailed by this little jewel, “Click images to embiggen”.
    Where the hell did embiggen come from?

  3. Timotao says

    June 16, 2014 at 9:04 AM

    Interwebs meme.

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