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The strange reality of space diapers, tumbleweeds and synth porn.

April 4, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

36 AUGHT DOUBLE SHOT.

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WOMEN: There are times when I have no idea what they are all about. This is one of those times. 

HATERS GONNA HATE: Oh sure, you’re getting all sorts of terrific attention right about now. And for reals, WAY TO GO dude! I got preventative rejection letters asking me not to even apply. However, I have a feeling life on campus might be trying at times. You’re always going to be that guy.

AT LEAST THERE’S THAT: They may still be filthy despicable beasties, but cut them some slack in the historical accuracy department. Also, people, cover your face parts when you have germ fountains. 

ONCE UPON A OUI! 

cafe a paris(source)

THE KING OF POP: You hear something like this, and you understand that despite all the weirdness, the guy was a genius.

HIDE & SEEK: I have to admit, I kind of wish she’d gotten away with it. 

ART HISTORY FOR DUMMIES: It’s funny because it’s true. 

NOT FOR CONSUMPTION: 

LUCK OF THE DRAW: Sometimes being grateful for one’s lot in life comes with a side dish of horrible what-ifs.

THEIR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD: Grow up fellas. Goodness. 

TUMBLING REALITY: For those of you who have only experienced tumbleweeds in old cartoons or Western genre movies, this might surprise you. Seriously, sometimes driving on the highway is like Frogger.

THIS, EXACTLY:

HOUSTON…we have a chubby. The more I learn about what these early astronauts went through, the more I realize that they were cut from a different cloth.

FASCINATED AND FREAKED OUT: This right here is, first and foremost, sad. For many reasons. But at the same time I can’t help but take a step back and see how the role of the consumer defines and drives our economy. Not to mention what it is doing to resources. I imagine some PA candidate somewhere is way ahead of me on this.

SPEAKING OF WHICH (KINDA SORTA)…Dappered reader Eric H sent this link our way. Pretty good life hack right there.

TILT SHIFT SYDNEY: 

Tiny Sydney from Filippo Rivetti on Vimeo.

HISTORY REPEATS: We have been through this before. It did not go well. Not insignificant.

SYNTH PORN: This is a glorious thing. Watching guys like Keith Emerson or Brian Eno maneuver their handmade analog synths was amazing.

AND I SAID NO, NO, NO: No really, just no. Thank you.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

  • Sun’s out, guns out. But let’s not get too carried away. 
  • Sometimes you just have to say no thanks. 
  • Sun’s out, guns out 2: Sometimes it’s really good to lighten up. 
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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