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Sinkholes, schlubs and a whole lot of scared old-timers.

February 14, 2014 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

FOR THE FOREVER ALONE AMONG US:

cupidcangofeckhimself

WHERE TO START? At first I was like, RIGHT THE HELL ON! Then I was like, oh crap, here we go. Then I was all about the righteous gratification. Then I let this guy sum things up for me. Also, this. Game changer? I could go on, really. Like, uh, THIS.

WELL FOR STARTERS…you need to decide whether you even want or feel the need to wear one, then, if by chance you do, then prepare to be overwhelmed.

THIS, EXACTLY:

us.vs.them

DOSSIER UPDATE OF THE WEEK: The feelings-mean-more-than-money edition.

THANKS BUT NO THANKS: I don’t know about you, but my Facebook “look back” video was less than satisfactory (whether I wanted to share it or not). If yours left you wanting, apparently you can edit your own. So, you have nobody to blame but…

D’OH! Well at least he has a good attitude about never learning his lesson.

NIGHTMARE FUEL:

goblin fish

Goblin shark, out of water.

HEY ALANIS: Now this is ironic.

SOCHI SENDS A MESSAGE: You think he thinks it’s getting personal?

GENIUS: Somebody better freakin’ be getting an award for this. For reals.

THE HUMAN ZIPPO:

humanzippo

OH NOOOOOOOOOES: Admittedly, if we were talking about Aston Martins, I might be more upset about this. Sad, for sure. But..

I’LL TAKE A KENMORE FRIDGE AND SOME TOOLS: Am I just a cynical bastard or is this really a stretch? 

WHAT’S IN A NAME? That’s not really the question actually. What’s it going to take to change one? Now you’re talking. 

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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Comments

  1. Bryan says

    February 14, 2014 at 8:47 AM

    @Corrections: The “Damn Nature” link appears to be directed at “177 Ways to Tie a Tie.” The knots in that link do look a little horrific, but I’m not sure that’s the intended destination.

  2. Corwin says

    February 14, 2014 at 9:14 AM

    Goblin shark.

    Finally my insomnia has a name. Thank you, Joe… thank you…

  3. Joe says

    February 14, 2014 at 9:58 AM

    (Tim puts these together, not I, but you’re welcome all the same)

  4. Alan says

    February 14, 2014 at 10:17 AM

    You never hear of sinkholes swallowing Hondas…

  5. scottfree says

    February 14, 2014 at 10:49 AM

    What was the video before it was taken down?

  6. Kris says

    February 14, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    NFL coaches suffer from contract obligations to wear only Reebok gear. Whereas our European brothers have avoided the same fate.

  7. dirtdiver919 says

    February 16, 2014 at 8:03 PM

    Froot Loop tea? Isn’t that what the world calls Earl Grey tea without all the work?

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