FOR THE FOREVER ALONE AMONG US:
WHERE TO START? At first I was like, RIGHT THE HELL ON! Then I was like, oh crap, here we go. Then I was all about the righteous gratification. Then I let this guy sum things up for me. Also, this. Game changer? I could go on, really. Like, uh, THIS.
DOSSIER UPDATE OF THE WEEK: The feelings-mean-more-than-money edition.
THANKS BUT NO THANKS: I don’t know about you, but my Facebook “look back” video was less than satisfactory (whether I wanted to share it or not). If yours left you wanting, apparently you can edit your own. So, you have nobody to blame but…
D’OH! Well at least he has a good attitude about never learning his lesson.
Goblin shark, out of water.
HEY ALANIS: Now this is ironic.
SOCHI SENDS A MESSAGE: You think he thinks it’s getting personal?
GENIUS: Somebody better freakin’ be getting an award for this. For reals.
THE HUMAN ZIPPO:
OH NOOOOOOOOOES: Admittedly, if we were talking about Aston Martins, I might be more upset about this. Sad, for sure. But..
I’LL TAKE A KENMORE FRIDGE AND SOME TOOLS: Am I just a cynical bastard or is this really a stretch?
WHAT’S IN A NAME? That’s not really the question actually. What’s it going to take to change one? Now you’re talking.
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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.