Pixelated Beats in the Action Zone!

PERCHANCE, HELL YES!

Oh Sansabelt, you had me at ACTION ZONE. But you cemented our relationship with the EXTRA LARGE SNACK SACK. Yes, sadly too good to be true. Thanks to  _cruster in the comments

THEN THERE’S THIS: Speaking of once upon a time, Dappered reader Buddy hipped us to this story. I’m pretty sure there are at least one pair of boots in this place I’d wear.

IT’S A VINTAGE TRIFECTA: I honestly can’t decide what I’d rather not eat the most, although at this point, #’s 1, 2, 4, 10, 12 and 14  are leading the pack. Also, WTF #16? Having said that, I’d totally make #20.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: “We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It’s a death trap.” – Anthony Hopkins 

BEATS AND BLOCKS:

 

Lego inspired album art courtesy of your Tumblr of the week. 

DEAD INSIDE: This is what we’ve come to. 

VROOM VROOM VROOM: This is encouraging. Of course, they’ve got to get the whole recharging infrastructure up and running to make this work. Still, good for them. Also, nice shawl collar  Mr. Musk.

NSFW: SO BIGFOOT, CTHULHU & A BANSHEE RENT THEMSELVES THE HONEYMOON SUITE…there are no words. NONE. Wow. Just, wow, wow, wow.

HORATIO Q. FINGERBOTTOM MAKES HIS WAY TO LITTER FEST:

WE ARE ALL LAB RATS: The recent chemical spill in West Virginia explained.

WELL, SHIT: No, really. The possibilities…the punch lines…the exhaust fumes.

MEANWHILE...in Wales. Do NOT mess with a cheesed off Welsh woman. Have you seen their language? They do NOT mess around.

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: This changes everything. Am I the last person to know about this?

INCOMING! The small screen edition.

GROG! Danish archeology is the bestest archeology. 

STRANGE: I am not a hippy, I don’t surf, and I don’t follow The Dead, yet I kind of really want one of these. 

CHEEKBONES TO DIE FOR: I’m not certain I’m sure whether Maleficent is good or evil after seeing this. 

I LOVE DAPPERED THREADS: Let me count the ways. One. Two. Three.

ANGRY SKIES:

Storm chaser Mike Hollingshead has taken a striking set of photographs. I could look at this stuff all dang day.

LOW HANGING FRUIT: What if your favorite NFL teams were hipsters?  (Disclaimer: by sharing this satirical post I am in no way passing judgement on said mustachioed first adopters, et al.)

WELL, SHIT #2: This is nasty and hilarious. WARNING: If you don’t want to read about the unfortunate aftermath of consuming boatloads of sugar free gummy bears, just skip this one.

YOU WANT THINGS…and you don’t even know it yet.  But not to worry, Amazon has you covered.

ELEPHANT ON THE RUNWAY:

Thom Brown brought some animal chapeaus to his 2014 menswear show in Paris. 

AND BOOM GOES THE MARINADE: This might have made a big difference in my appreciation of gamey wild things that were served up for dinner when I was a wee lad.

TRADEMARK TROLLS OF THE DAY: This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve come across in a long time.

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY! At least I’m happy about this. Your results may vary.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• Heads up fellas: the winged little diapered dude is on his way. Be prepared!
• And while we’re on the subject, this.
• Also, this.