Categories: Etc.

Padding your assets and taking your chances.

HAPPILY EVER AFTER: Best Wedding cake evah.

You might want the full story over here.

THIS RIGHT HERE: Please and thank you.

ALRIGHT FELLAS: Would ya? Because I’m thinking that if this is something that appeals to you, I want to point you over here, here, here, and here.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. This seems like it might be hard to pull off? **

ADRENALINE:

SO THAT’S WHAT THAT IS: Today’s episode, creatine.

SITE OF THE WEEK: This right here. I think you will find this relevant even if you aren’t a so-called “creative.” Personally, Gloomos  are the worst.

IS IT JUST US? Or does this guy really take the whole dancing soda shower on national television to new places?

UM…I’m not so sure about this. No I’m not. But then I think the whole report is a load.

INCOMING! 

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? SHEESH! Do these guys even watch the movies?

ALRIGHT FELLAS (PART D’OH): Would you? No snark this time. But I do feel the need to throw this out there.

FLASHBACK HUMOR OF THE WEEK: From 1958. I know, I know. I’m serious though. It’s worth the 6:28. Close your eyes and just let it play out. 

MAKES ME WANT TO READ THEM ALL OVER AGAIN:

This is a pretty nifty series of minimalist gifs based on the Harry Potter novels.

HUY FONG FOODS: I salute your delicious self. On the other hand, not everyone is a fan.

IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME: Kind of surprised this hadn’t happened sooner. 

IT WILL END IN FISTIBUMPS:

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND…This is not the first report to mention the healing power of music. I just have never seen specific examples before.

REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME…I posted a link about migrating tarantulas? And I mentioned how I had experienced that very phenomenon while sleeping on the ground while camping? It pretty much effed me up. But I’m working on it. I actually watched and clicked through most of this. 

NACHO ESCAPADE:

ALRIGHT FELLAS (TRIFECTA)! I got nothing. 

I AM AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN…a manfluencer. I’m kind of totally giving this the stink eye. There’s nothing new here except a whole lot of hoping and wishing.

NOW THIS ON THE OTHER HAND: Duuuuude!

MOTHER NATURE: She can still surprise us. This must have been quite the experience. 

TRIPPING BALLS: Our sun is acting up once again.

THIS GUY: This guy right here. Damn. (Hat Tip to Joe who had been on a roll with the support of late).

BANK! So this is kind of interesting. I knew about Bitcoin but I don’t think I understand how it all worked.

GOOD TIME YOU HAVE, HMMM? These are the outtakes you are looking for. 

WHAT…could I possibly add to this? 

COUSIN IT’S PAGAN KIN:

For reals, mostly.

TRUE STORY: Thinking about getting one of these. Anyone got a reason I shouldn’t?

DON’T BE LIKE THESE GUYS: Jeez guys, what the hell? (for the record, #1 is just hilarious in my book). Thanks to my glamazon pal Amber for the tip.

IF I COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS: Doctor Doolittle translated. But not how you think.

INCOMING 2 (BONUS)!

** Yeah, sorry ’bout that one.

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Tim Johnstone

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