Clooney, some Swants and the importance of punctuation.

TRIBUTE OF THE WEEK:

This is an amazing story and a truly remarkable achievement.

Q HAS BEEN ONE-UPPED: I have no doubts that Daniel Craig could rock this.

CROC O’ POOH: It was bound to happen. I’m just a little surprised it took this long. Of course, it’s probably just because so many generic rip-off versions are out there now. Still, one more embarrassing sartorial misadventure in a long line of them.

WHAT KIND OF 40 DO YOU POUR… for this shorty?

NOT FOR YOU IT DOESN’T:

(source)

FASHION NOVELTY MASQUERADING AS MARKETING: Of course she did. 

KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN OF THE WEEK: This is intriguing. Of course, it all comes down to what it will eventually cost. Not to mention how it will interface with existing bicycles. But still. Interesting.

JUST IN TIME FOR WINTER! 

SWANTS! Unless I can get these in a onesie, with footies, I’m not interested. Maybe I can hack the design?

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY…Doctors used to promote cigarette smoking back before they knew the real story about the health effects. So as e-cigs become de rigueur you might want to check this out.

JAGGED LITTLE GREAT WHITE WAY: Will we have to go down on something in the thee-ah-ter?

ONCE A STYLE ICON, ALWAYS A STYLE ICON:

OH THAT’S NASTY: I’m not sure what’s worse here: what the pup brought home or how gramps handled the situation.

FARM AID: Some people have absolutely no business receiving it. This is the kind of stuff that will never get fixed as long as corporations are considered people. Also, we can’t compete with lobbyists.

DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH: Don’t get ripped off this jingle jangle season.

HAVING SAID THAT…I’m very tempted to let these guys have their way with me. (This could be considered NSFW)

HOW MANY SHADES OF VOMIT CAN THERE BE?

Yes, this is for real.

SKY CANDY! Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a monkeyhuffing COMET! Hello ISON!

THE MOST PERSONAL DECISION ONE CAN MAKE: And we should all be allowed to make it.

THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN’: Whatever works for you. Personally, I’m going to stick with Happy Hour at my favorite cocktail emporium.

OH THAT’S NASTY #2: There are no words. Probably NSFW.

BUT DOES IT FEEL GOOD?

SUDDENLY…I hate people a little less than usual. This is something.

MAMMA MIA: I am not holding my breath. Also, uh, yeah. I have a soft spot in my heart for these guys. So sue me.

WHY YES: I am a fan boy. The more I know and read, the more I like the guy.

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: Use Google +? You might want to check this out.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• Anatomy lesson + helpful advice = win.
• #3 is a continual work on for me.
• This is a really good time of year for one of these!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.