DINNER’S ON!
I’ve been telling you…bugs. We soon will be joining the rest of the world in stuffing our faces with this cheap and plentiful source of protein. You might as well dive in now and give it a go?
TREADING OH-SO LIGHTLY: I’m just gonna leave this right here…
LIFE IMITATES MOTHERF&%$#ING ART: Australia, of course.
SOME OF US CHOOSE TO BE CHILDLESS: For the rest of y’all, you might need to read this. Also, my apologies if this is relevant to your interests.
HAVING SAID THAT^: Then there’s these guys who are clearly far, far better people than I can ever hope to be. Shamed.
WANT!
The folks at Marshall amps have created a rad new bluetooth speaker for you former rock star wannabes. It’s genius. Also, it’s a bit rich for the likes of me. So, one of you might have to fill me in on all its goodness.
ABOUT GALDURNED TIME! Seriously, we should have had these years ago. Also this.
MY INVITATION MUST HAVE BEEN LOST IN THE MAIL…because this would have been super fun! (Thanks to reader David L for the tip).
KATE UPTON JUST KEEPS WINNING US OVER: First this. Then this:
TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING? If you pop acetaminophen without giving it a second thought, it’s time to start thinking.
HEY ALANIS! Now this is ironic.
YOU ARE WELCOME: This. Also, this.
DAYUM NATURE: You’re kind of freaking me out here.
THE ART OF THE TURN ON:
DON’T BE LIKE THIS GUY: So many jokes, so little time.
LIFE IMITATES ART #2: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? This has such tremendous possibilities for good. But I can foresee abuse as well.
AMERICA’S PASTIME? Yeah, about that.
THE P.T. BARNUM RULE IN FULL EFFECT*: Suckers. Tons of them. And they probably won’t even mind. Sigh.
INCOMING!
Need something else to read?
- For me, it’s pretty much all of these. I am not proud. But I am popular at the dry cleaners.
- Look at it this way: at least they’re not major?
- Putting the “affordable” in the…well, you know.
*Because the David Hannum rule just doesn’t cut it. Sorry dude. History screwed you.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.
Christina Hendricks turns me on.
Good Lord…Christina Hendricks.
What I wouldn’t do….
Marshall also makes a mini-fridge that goes to eleven. Oh, and some nice amplifiers.
Hey, Joe. Just a heads up. That last animated image is what showed up as my Feedly reader app preview image for the post. Being the family man that I am I can’t have that kind of junk showing up on my feed at random. Not to mention the fact that I personally just don’t want to view that kind of media. Love Dappered and the honest approach to style it presents, but please let’s take the high road for those of us striving for excellence in every area of life. Thanks.
Yeah, but that couple with the 14 kids are….. gay.
And they can’t possibly provide a better household than say a group home, or an old-fashioned orphanage or the kids’ drug-addicted biological parents who, thank the good lord, are straight.
My girlfriend has one of those Marshall speaker units. It sounds great, with lots of low end that you’d never expect from such a little box. I know low end — I’m a bass player. She lives in a huge loft and it easily fills the room and them some. Bonus: it looks like one of the many amps that litter my place, which makes it even cooler, at least to me….
I was just checking to see if they were signed in.
Extra bonus points for her for throwing in the Beerfest quote at the end.
Love Christina Hendricks.