I’ve been telling you…bugs. We soon will be joining the rest of the world in stuffing our faces with this cheap and plentiful source of protein. You might as well dive in now and give it a go?
TREADING OH-SO LIGHTLY: I’m just gonna leave this right here…
LIFE IMITATES MOTHERF&%$#ING ART: Australia, of course.
SOME OF US CHOOSE TO BE CHILDLESS: For the rest of y’all, you might need to read this. Also, my apologies if this is relevant to your interests.
HAVING SAID THAT^: Then there’s these guys who are clearly far, far better people than I can ever hope to be. Shamed.
The folks at Marshall amps have created a rad new bluetooth speaker for you former rock star wannabes. It’s genius. Also, it’s a bit rich for the likes of me. So, one of you might have to fill me in on all its goodness.
MY INVITATION MUST HAVE BEEN LOST IN THE MAIL…because this would have been super fun! (Thanks to reader David L for the tip).
KATE UPTON JUST KEEPS WINNING US OVER: First this. Then this:
TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING? If you pop acetaminophen without giving it a second thought, it’s time to start thinking.
HEY ALANIS! Now this is ironic.
DAYUM NATURE: You’re kind of freaking me out here.
THE ART OF THE TURN ON:
DON’T BE LIKE THIS GUY: So many jokes, so little time.
LIFE IMITATES ART #2: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? This has such tremendous possibilities for good. But I can foresee abuse as well.
AMERICA’S PASTIME? Yeah, about that.
Need something else to read?
- For me, it’s pretty much all of these. I am not proud. But I am popular at the dry cleaners.
- Look at it this way: at least they’re not major?
- Putting the “affordable” in the…well, you know.
*Because the David Hannum rule just doesn’t cut it. Sorry dude. History screwed you.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.