Felines at sea and a different kind of high roller.

NOW THIS IS A BIG BOY’S TOY:

I present the Adult Sized Big Wheel Trike.  I am in no way whatsoever ashamed to proclaim that I want one of these in the most primal way imaginable.

YOU DON’T SNOOZE: You lose. Or, you gain what you don’t want. This is actually really kind of important.

GETTING GIGGITY WITH IT: Then there’s this. Also, important.

CLICK HERE IMMEDIATELY: Just go. Now. And then come back to watch the first thing that I thought of when I learned about this site. The. First. Thing.

THIS:

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? This.

DRAFT TIME? For those of us, ahem, who, having run out of decent excuses for not playing now finds themselves facing the impending Fantasy Football season with no real idea of how it works, this should be helpful. Also, find a patient friend.

GOOD NEWS…for people who like good dudes. And lady dudes.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG: Really? Because setting a goal and making the effort to achieve that goal is just not worth the effort? Then again, I’m probably going to get schooled…

WELL DRESSED ACTION:

SPEAKING OF WELL DRESSED ACTION: This site is relevant to your interests. Big ups to our friend over here for passing this along. Terrific.

OH HELLS NO: Nope, no, not-uh, no, no, no, no. This is not right.

REALLY? You got rid of George for this? Because, uh, weak. Then again, it’s not like I guess I care. But that didn’t stop me from being instantly judgmental. That’s probably not a good thing. I’m terrible.

STEP INTO THE LIGHT! Science (I always want to add an exclamation mark to that word) weighs in on “near death experiences.” 

INCOMING!

Yes, there is a particularly British style of comedy happening here and there is nothing new to what these guys are doing, but damn if I don’t laugh like an idiot at their movies.

Need something else to read?

• Because Autumn can’t get here soon enough, this.
• I suck at most of these, so, uh, time to step it up.
• But I am pretty good at finding a great place for a drink. This is essential.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.