Armani Sport Code – Featuring Megan Fox
They’re supposed to be selling clothes, or in some cases, cologne. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!
Waterproof bed sheets – by Megan Fox.
Great for watersports.
Don’t be self-conscious. Not everyone can look as good as I do.
“Shrinkage!”
Look, I promise I wont get offended if you take off your wig to go swimming…Just come swim!!
The saddest hand job in America
“Are you serious? I’m naked by an infinity pool overlooking the city – yet I’m STILL not as much of a cheesy douche as Brian Austin Greene?”
lil’ help!
In a modern cinematic adaptation of Thermopylae, Governor Leon courts his wife the night before he leads the noble 300 New Yorkers to their final stand at the Palisades.
Is this even a real ad?
Who the hell photoshopped the water in?
Mind if I just air dry?
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
“Look, so sometimes it causes an interdimensional rift but… that doesn’t mean you can’t touch it.”
Can we please put an end to all this “metrosexual” male hairlessness silliness.
Joe, you do not understand brand advertising. The conventional tack is to sell to customers on the merits of the product, as one would with say, a washing machine or hand drill.
Where the product serves to elevate the status of the wearer, the brand is as important as the product. So the brand needs to secure prestige among its target audience. That’s why fashion houses invest so much time on runway shows, i.e. showing off clothing that never sees stores. This is apparent with cars as well as fashion – concept & halo cars, brand advertising, etc. People are insecure about their aesthetic choices, and a respected brand is an insurance of sorts against wearing something uncool.
Armani Sport Code: what Transformers really is.
Asher, you do not understand the Ridiculous Model Caption Contest.
It’s all in good fun man. Easy.
Creeper.
This picture is badly photoshopped. You can tell that both people, the water, and the city background are all separate picture layers that they assembled. The pool slopes like a hill behind them and she is at a different angle than him. Oh well.
Women know about shrinkage, right?
Cool story, bro.
Yes, it’s in the latest GQ… and was startling when I flipped the page, needless to say. Didn’t realize it was Meghan Fox until now though
Also note that the light is striking her from the left, but striking him from the right.
True. This is so bad. Why didn’t they just shoot it at one of the actual houses that overlook LA?
You can also see that in those fake moon landings….
Absolutely the best caption I have ever read for any of these ads.
“Ms. Fox, please evaluate the merits of my nakedness based on the halo effect of this roof-top pool.”
There should be a monument to that handjob, with a reflecting pool, where you can just sit and think about how sad it was.
This is an ad for a perfume called:
Regret: The Hollywood Edition
I see what you did there
Don’t act like you’re not impressed…
It turns out they aren’t razor bumps afterall…
Seriously look at it…you gonna tell me i shouldn’t have named it Optimus Prime??
Hey. It’s more than meets the eye.