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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 30

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Armani Sport Code – Featuring Megan Fox

They’re supposed to be selling clothes, or in some cases, cologne.  That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created.  Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail.  Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway?  Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption.  Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.


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I WAS IN THE POOL!  I WAS IN THE POOL!

Comments

  6. “Are you serious? I’m naked by an infinity pool overlooking the city – yet I’m STILL not as much of a cheesy douche as Brian Austin Greene?”

  8. In a modern cinematic adaptation of Thermopylae, Governor Leon courts his wife the night before he leads the noble 300 New Yorkers to their final stand at the Palisades.

  13. “Look, so sometimes it causes an interdimensional rift but… that doesn’t mean you can’t touch it.”

  15. Joe, you do not understand brand advertising. The conventional tack is to sell to customers on the merits of the product, as one would with say, a washing machine or hand drill. 

    Where the product serves to elevate the status of the wearer, the brand is as important as the product. So the brand needs to secure prestige among its target audience. That’s why fashion houses invest so much time on runway shows, i.e. showing off clothing that never sees stores. This is apparent with cars as well as fashion – concept & halo cars, brand advertising, etc. People are insecure about their aesthetic choices, and a respected brand is an insurance of sorts against wearing something uncool.

  18. Creeper.

    This picture is badly photoshopped. You can tell that both people, the water, and the city background are all separate picture layers that they assembled. The pool slopes like a hill behind them and she is at a different angle than him. Oh well.

  21. Yes, it’s in the latest GQ… and was startling when I flipped the page, needless to say.  Didn’t realize it was Meghan Fox until now though

  23. True. This is so bad. Why didn’t they just shoot it at one of the actual houses that overlook LA?

  27. There should be a monument to that handjob, with a reflecting pool, where you can just sit and think about how sad it was.