Ridiculous Male Model Caption Contest 3

ASOS Nudie Denim Shirt – $188.27 (yes… that shirt costs almost $200)

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes.  That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created.  Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail.  Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces:  Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption.  Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.

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Although she wanted to believe it was her intimidating father Chuck who scared all the boys off,
Charlene Norris knew in her heart that it must be something else.

Joe

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