ASOS Nudie Denim Shirt – $188.27 (yes… that shirt costs almost $200)
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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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Although she wanted to believe it was her intimidating father Chuck who scared all the boys off,
Charlene Norris knew in her heart that it must be something else.
Ha! The Brochachos down at the homeless shelter and my mother said I wouldn’t amount to anything. Look at me now, I’m a fracking Model!! They kept telling me for the past 15 years I’m wasting my time styling my hair this way. Double Ha!
Excuse me ma’am, where do I change? No need to change you say?
Thanks to http://www.indocanada.com, my tuxedo will make the belle of the down-trodden hipster prom.
I swear to God, guys, .38 Special is coming back! Can you tell I’m their biggest fan!?!?
Haha, incredible.
hey is this guy canadian?
Wow, I heard that the “denim on denim” look was gonna be hot this spring, but I wasn’t a believer until I saw the look on this guy. SOLD
You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
Somebody just ran over my pet raccoon and I’m a little pissed.
I will model anything, as long as you pay me in meth.
Wanna help me look for my lost puppy!? Later we can watch a puppet show and get candy in that white van over there…
Got shrooms?
Does this kerchief smell like chloroform to you?
How do I get fades on my shirt like this? I am a master at doing ‘the worm’.
How do I get fades on my shirt like this? I am a master at doing ‘the worm’.
This is why Jesus’s late teen years aren’t mentioned in the Bible. God was a little embarrassed by his son’s emo cowboy years.
“Hey Ladies… Can I interest you in a denim sandwich?”
Canada called, they want their prime minister back.
“Yeah, I’m currently looking for other career opportunities”.
Life’s a jean-jungle, and I’ve got camo.
Walker, Texas Ranger: The emo years
And we call this model “The Rasputin”
this is the clear winner
I know, not the point of the male model caption contest, but I really enjoy the 3rd picture down from this link.
http://us.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33059&storeId=13051&productId=2256268&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=207570&parent_categoryId=207478&sort_field=Relevance&pageSize=20
I’m too hipster for my beard, too hipster for my beard…