Categories: Drink

DRY Soda – The Greatest Non Alcoholic Drink Ever

DRY Soda Multi-Pack – 2.00 (+ shipping) for 12 Bottles

No this isn’t like Astronaut Ice Cream.  DRY soda is, in fact, wet.  It’s just not dripping with high fructose corn syrup or 150 “your tailored suit pants ain’t gonna fit anymore” calories.  Aside from wet, DRY soda is also the greatest leap in taste the beverage industry has seen in decades.

Available in seven flavors, (cucumber, vanilla bean, juniper berry, lavender, lemongrass, kumquat, and rhubarb) DRY soda isn’t an all out assault on your palate.  These things are naturally sweetened and range from 45 – 70 calories, and just 14 – 19 grams of sugar.  Hell, this is a soda you could throw back with Wilford Brimley.  It’s low sugar and mildly sweet, but it’s not club soda with a lime either.  It’s somewhere in between, leaning light but with unmistakable flavor.

It’s the perfect bottle to reach for when you want to relax and treat yourself, but you don’t want to commit your liver and waistline to a beer.  Start with Rhubarb.  It’s unreal.  Then move onto Lemongrass and Vanilla Bean.  Your wife or girlfriend might like the lavender but steer clear if you’re not adventurous.  And the juniper Berry?  Ditch the tonic and try that with your favorite gin some time.

A warning:  It’s $17 for shipping, but most specialty stores charge around $2.40 a bottle.  So even with the shipping, it’s about the same price.  Not a bad deal if you can’t find all the flavors near you.  Want to buy in bulk?  Order direct from DRY and you’ll save a few bucks.

Joe

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