Categories: Clothing

Get New Underwear: The Sport Trunk

Emporio Armani Sport Trunk – $19.50 | Jockey Elance Low Rise Trunk 2-Pack – $21.00

First of all, a word about men’s underwear models.  I think we all know that bigger is, in most cases better… but there must come a point when “big” becomes “impossible”  due to the laws of physics, the coefficient of friction, and the biological structure of the female form.

The two men modeling the sport trunks above don’t fall into the impossible category, but take a look at this guy, this guy, and this guy, and try and tell me someone hasn’t stuffed a butternut squash in their drawers.  Unless those gents are having romantic relations with a woman who’s got an undercarriage like a pickle jar, it ain’t happenin’.

Now, onto underwear.

Seems that women just don’t enjoy tighty whiteys.  Boxers don’t offer any kind of real support, and boxer briefs ride up too much.  The answer is a boxer-brief with cropped legs called a Sport Trunk.

Yes you could stick to briefs in colors other than white, but the sport-trunk is the best blend of a grown up shape, with enough support for your grown up junk.

Also try these other brands of sport trunks in an affordable price range:

Harvey Mushman Sport Trunks - $25.00 for a Two Pack
Joe

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