Tiger Woods Apology Shirt Choice

Tiger Woods Forgets his Tie

First, that’s a little more than a semi-spread collar.  Without a tie it looks terrible.  His collar looks like a pair of wings that are ready to start flapping and lift his head off his body.  You can clearly see the shadows his protruding collar points are causing.  If you’re going to go without a tie, make sure you’re wearing an oxford with collar points that actually touch your shirt.  Tiger could have greatly benefited from a more traditional collar, and a pair of Wurkin Stiffs Magnetic Collar Stays.  Those help your collar stay neat, vertical, and crisp.

And second, try not to sleep with a bunch of hookers, and then if you do, don’t give a totally rehearsed press-conference statement that’s reminiscent of a political speech.  It’s not believable.

But at the very least, wear a tie to it.