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The biggest waste of money poser shirt ever

James Perse Paint Splatter Sweatshirt – $165.00

The guys at Coolmaterial.com seem pretty down to earth.  But now I’m questioning it.  One would like to think they’re being facetious with their most recent post, but if I may…

The above Sweatshirt is from designer James Perse and costs $165.  For a sweatshirt.  Wait… it gets better.

See those dots on it?  That’s actually: “hand applied paint splatter.”  This $165 sweatshirt is supposed to REPLICATE what it would look like if you, y’know… actually painted a room or something.

If you’re dumb enough to purchase one of these things you should be required to get sterilized as to prevent you from polluting the gene pool.  I don’t know how Mr. Perse could ever look a customer in the eye who purchased one of these things from one of his stores, and not laugh in their face.

Joe

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