TABOO CAN’T GET HERE SOON ENOUGH:
FASHION FIGHT! This is a big one. And truth be told, I had never thought much about the things. Except that one time. We don’t talk about that.
STOMPY STOMPY BOUNCY OUCH: Lesson learned.
THAT DARWIN THING: This sure looks a lot like evolution to me.
LIFEHACK OF THE SEASON: Tis the season. I figure most of you guys probably already have a plan already set in place to battle the holiday bulge, but just in case you don’t, here you go. Also, you could start by avoiding this. But I understand if you go for it.
LOSTBOY: A hyper stylized Sci-Fi short.
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED: Apparently, it will be tweeted.
HEY ALANIS: Well this is a fine welcome to the state of Ohio. #bestlaidplans
PERSPECTIVE: I know, I know, I’m not a fan of the source but it appears legit and the numbers are rather astonishing.
SPEAKING OF FAKE NEWS: It’s all about the Benjamins.
BLUE CHRISTMAS:
CONSEQUENCES: Nasty. Don’t mess with Mother Nature.
SWEATER WEATHER? There will be pointing and laughing. Because really, Nevada and New Mexico?
MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA…Serve it with a nice chianti.
WORDS: Ugh.
BY THIS POINT, PRANCER HAD HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT:*
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Lullaby time.
AWKWARD: This is something of an update to a story featured here not too long ago. Not only can we not afford to arm this thing, we can’t get it safely from one point to another. Again the question is “how”?
INTRODUCING THE FOGBOW.
DON’T LOOK NOW BUT…beasties and a whole lot more are thawing in Siberia.
BLUE DUDES? I’m just going to leave this right here.
‘MURICA! Little green houses, bitches. People have simply given up.
LIARS! This is why I only use the real plant. You learn some lessons serving fajitas in a Mexican restaurant. Aloe plants are the giving tree of the succulent world.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
*I know, right? I got to employ the hard to pull off double had. It’s a really special moment here.
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