THE SHOWMAN:
FUTURE FORENSICS: Who knew that one day archaeologists would have so much to learn from the outside of your mobile phone.
BEFORE YOU GOBBLE GOBBLE: Some of this is corny but it is interesting to learn the genetic background of your Thanksgiving feast.
QUALITY CONTROL: It’s not just a theory. It’s a really good idea. You know, it’s a brand thing. With thanks to Dappered reader Ryan W. for sending this “oh hell no!” story our way.
REAL LIFE: Anyone who has ever worked retail will appreciate this. For reals.
EVERY DAY I’M SHUFFLING SHUFFLING…
FINGERS CROSSED: I have never been more interested in gerbils. Ever. P.S. The giggling. C’mon.
GOT WOOD? Alaska Airlines has done something no other airline has. I think this is pretty cool, even if I wonder if it will make an impact moving forward.
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: I don’t see the value in these things but for those of you who have second opinions about yours, this is probably helpful.
CONSEQUENCES: Sucks to be this guy. Don’t miss the punch line.
THE MOST COMPELLING ACTION MOVIE YOU WILL SEE THIS YEAR.
THE FIGHT LIVES ON: And this just makes me feel older than dirt. I miss these guys. A lot.
LIVING THE HIGH LIFE: Goals.
CELESTIAL REVENGE: Apparently Pluto is not over being cheesed off about losing its planetary status.
SAD TROMBONE: That moment you discover you are the subject of a story by The Onion. I can’t help myself.
2016:
PERSPECTIVE: The ocean takes up more space on the planet that we do. And we have no idea what the hell is down there, mostly. We do know how freaking deep it is though.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE DREAMS OF A COMMITTED FAN: Also, their sense of humor. This is brilliant.
DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN: Seems like this kind of thing happens like clockwork these days. Lotta jittery folks out there at the moment.
HOW? How does this even happen? I mean, I read the article. I know how it happened. But it sounds like this has happened before? Which means that perhaps there aren’t good safeguards? Hold on a minute. Looks like it isn’t just us.
AAAAAHHH FREAK OUT!
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT: I could watch this all damn day. All. Damn. Day. Then there’s this.
GOOD MOOOS: I’m sorry. I can’t help myself. But this is worth it.
LIFE IMITATES ART: First of all, really? They never had the parade before? That makes this story even better. Also, the fact that they went ahead with it despite the outcome of the version that inspired it.
INCOMING!
BONUS INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. But he knows that there are only two kinds of people in this world.
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