LOOK AT THE STARS…
WHEN IT RAINS, IT
POURS EXPLODES: Oh wow. This is about as poorly timed as these things get. But wait! There’s more.
UK SHADE…is the most sophisticated shade.
WHEN YOU MISS BLOCKBUSTER: Once upon a time you could go to a store with thousands of movies new and old. Then Redbox happened. And Netflix. And suddenly no more video stores and an instant reduction in the number of movies available. If Netflix is leaving you wanting (as they focus more on their original programming) and Amazon prime and iTunes seem to have exhausted your patience, this might make you happy. The Criterion catalogue alone is amazing.
PERSPECTIVE: 1) Whoa. 2) Didn’t I see this in an X-Men movie?
…LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR YOU…
GOOD WORK THERE GUYS: Really, you’ve outdone yourselves. Also, were you born yesterday?
IF YOU AREN’T MAD, YOU AREN’T PAYING ATTENTION: This is the kind of stuff people should be mad about. We are all being had. And this guy? I’ll just let you form your own opinion. Editor’s Note: Did these dopes not see Quantum of Solace? Wait… nobody remembers that one. Ah. Sure. Well, the opening scene was great.
THE PROBLEM WITH MODERN CARTOGRAPHY: Apparently we have been living with crummy maps for a long time. Gosh!
KILL IT WITH FIRE! With the noted exception of one Charlotte, I don’t want to hear about how great spiders really are. I get it. However, logic does not work when you run into something like this. Editors note II: Something that, if it came from the sea, would be served up with warm drawn butter. I’m telling you people. “Deadliest Catch” should just be called “Big Wet Spider Hunters”.
…AND ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU DO…
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: Do you use an iPhone? This is relevant to your interests.
DOSSIER FOLLOW-UP: Karma comes calling.
MEANWHILE, ON SATURN… Scientists think they have figured out why there is a hexagon on the ringed planet’s North Pole.
LIFE LESSONS: Just as I am wondering how it is possible to get so up in arms over something like ranch dressing I realize I have overreacted to at least a million things so…yeah. We could all chill a bit.
ARCTIC WATERS ARE ABUZZ. This can’t possibly be a good thing.
…YEAH, THEY WERE AURORA!
SIDE PROJECTS: True artists work across various media and dimensions. Wu-Tang is for men’s accessories.
WHAT THE FECK? Guys, it looks like the ladies have us beat when it comes to swearing like a sailor.
CHIHUAHUA PISS? Once upon a time one crappy beer brand went after another crappy beer brand.
UM… so Segal is now officially Putin’s favorite new citizen.
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION: Don’t be like this guy.
I GUESS IT BEATS A THONG: Maybe. Mostly. #lobolife
BALLS. Big round icy balls. There are times I am certain that Mother Nature is trolling us (hello platypus!). This is one of those times.
IN DEFENSE OF DUDES: An update regarding a recent disparaging story about us guys.
BOOK REVIEW OF THE WEEK: This might be of interest to many right about now. Also, I honestly had no idea there were political philosophers. Editor’s Note III: Vulcans only exist in a vacuum. And in space, no one can hear you scream. There’s got to be something between hooligans and vulcans. Vooligans? Create an environment where the most grounded, compassionate (but how do you even judge that?) vooligans are incentivized to try to obtain public office. ‘Cuz that ain’t happenin’ now. Again… why don’t you run? Can’t blame anyone who doesn’t want to. This is depressing. HIT THE MUSIC.
TWITTER + SCIENCE + ACADEMIA = an interesting read about why science matters more than ever.