Style Evolutions, Album Covers, & Why you’re Sweaty

BROKEBACK HEATH:

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ORLANDO: It was something many of us are all too familiar with.

WE WERE PROMISED JETPACKS: Wait, maybe? Really?

SERIOUSLY: Shut it down already.

A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT: Apparently you can turn back time.

LOOK AT THIS LIZARD – LOOK AT HIM! BASK IN HIS GLORY.

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There is no other lizard as stylish as this lizard. Ever. Don’t even try to suggest another. Just. Don’t. Also, would you get a look at the most fabulous moth ever? FIERCE!

MAJOR MAKEOVER: This man deserves an award for his style upgrades.

LARGEST EMPIRE ON EARTH: This stuff fascinates me. And the fact that anthropologists are still making discoveries like this amazes me.

RAMBLIN’ CATS: The travels and travails of your neighborhood puss. It’s like when Billy went on an adventure in The Family Circus. Only furrier.

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER POTATO: This is not a story for vegans. I mean, I guess it could be. However, I would think that Paula Dean would lose her mind.

MOUNTAIN TIME:

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APPLAUSE: Yes, this is an exercise in marketing. But it is clever. And I may have laughed inappropriately once or twice.

JEAN-CLAUDE MON DIEU: This. Is. Everything.

IT’S NOT JUST SUMMERTIME: For those of you who wonder why you sweat more than others, this isn’t super helpful but it is instructive.

CONSEQUENCES: More of this please. And less of this.

BLIMEY: This cannot possibly be a good thing.

ADJUSTMENT: What happens when you abandon all you thought you were and move on.

JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP:

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ORLANDO: Thoughts and prayers. You might not want to click that link if you want to avoid the obvious. Admittedly not shown: the score card for those on the other side of the aisle, whose ideas are far from perfect. So what about asking a discipline that’s paid to come up with data based solutions for their take? No matter what side you’re on, you might be surprised on what the economists have to say.

WHAT THE HAMBURGERS? Am I the only one who thinks that the periodic table should maybe just be for the natural elements? I feel old. And lonely. So lonely.

LITTLE PINK HOUSES…Ain’t that America.

ADVENTURE TIME! A good attitude is important to any successful outing.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.