Ms. Monroe’s Lifts, Lands’ End CEO 1 Yr. In, & Beer Glasses

GETS ME EVERY TIME:

(thank you)

ONE YEAR IN: A look at Federica Marchionni’s year at the helm of Lands’ End. Thanks to Dappered reader Chris M for this.

LIFESKILLZ: This is way more important than you think, says the guy who is really terrible at it and trying to get better hence this item this week.

THE TIMES, THEY ARE A CHANGING’: And this means enormous consequences for your viewing habits. Probably. Totally.

HATERS GONNA HATE: This is music snark of the loudest caliber. Chances are you are going to find a couple guilty pleasures (if not favorites) on this bracket.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? 

(thank you)

DAVID BOWIE’S BLACK STAR: The gift that keeps on giving. Honestly, this is just so cool.

MEANWHILE…in Cameroon, old school saves the day.

JUST LIKE JON SNOW…we know nothing. This is fascinating.

THE SOLAR SYSTEM ON YOUR WRIST: I fully understand that I might catch some grief for thinking that this is totally nerd cool.

TRIBES: We all have ours, intended or otherwise. And we generally stereotype others based on not knowing them, intended or otherwise. This resonated with me in a way I didn’t expect.

DAYUM MOTHER NATURE…YOU ARE AMAZING!

(thank you)

Perchance you should like to view the video? But of course.

RAIN MAKERS: Because when life doesn’t give you water, you build a mountain. Or something.

STAYING POWER: This little guy is all about it. 

WHATEVER YOU DO…don’t click this. I warned you.

WELCOME TO TOMORROW: I believe I am in training for this reality. #alexa

<SHUDDERS> I can’t even think about this because it makes me queasy.

THIS IS WHY I GOT BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL:

(thank you)

WINNING: This guy. All the damn time.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: OK. Maybe just this guy right here. He’s off the list.

BOTTOMS UP: I never knew that I was shaming my beer all those years. #themoreyouknow Then there’s this.

THIS IS WHY WE’RE FAT: Good. Ness. What is wrong with people?

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? The testicles in your guacamole. Yes, that is a euphemism. But there is so much more to the story. Editor’s Note: Paging Tim Kurkjian Part I. And… Part II.

MY. WORST. NIGHTMARE: Every single person who runs a broadcast board (your average radio DJ) dreads this more than just about anything. So, yeah. Hilarious.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly. Also, because I am a terrible person, this.