BOGART ON KEYS:
SAY GOODBYE TO THE BAG OF FROZEN PEAS: Hey you guys, this looks pretty promising.
CANARY IN A COALMINE VERSION 2.0: Power to the pigeons.
PERSPECTIVE: For those of you who have spent time in the Mountain West, this reality is a huge part of your personal DNA.
SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET: Turns out Henry Ford had something in common with the Associated Press. Ew.
SERVICE STORIES: This is for those who have ever worked in the service industry. You probably have a few tales of your own.
THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES: They never saw this coming. They probably should have. Also, nice work fellas.
UGH: It’s stuff like this that makes it really hard for me to maintain my positive disposition.
HEY ALANIS! Now this is ironic.
SCIENCE! I’m not sure if this is a step up from leeches or down. But if they work…
ONCE UPON A TIME:
(this one’s mine)
WE ARE ALL SMAUG: It wasn’t the orcs that killed off Hobbits. It was us.
MUST BE NICE…to be able to let something like this slip your mind. Goodness.
WORKIN’ THE RING: Warrior 2011
IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM: Especially when you score these rad Ripley sneakers.
THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES PART 2: Unfortunately, this one should have definitely been on the “probably gonna happen” list but that doesn’t make it any more/less sad. Because these guys managed to make it work.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.