OH HAI, JAI.
TRENDING: How far? That’s what I want to know. How far will this go? Also, I need to talk to my boss about a post I’m dying to see. Editor’s Note: I don’t know. Can’t say I’m on board. It didn’t end well for Frank.
PERSPECTIVE: Not gonna lie. The first time I watched this, I nearly ralphed on my laptop.
4TH AND LONG: This is the NFL’s legacy. This more than any other issue poses a direct threat to their ability to actually have, you know, people who want to play.
DARTH DUMBO:
DON’T SHOOT THE MESSENGER: Bubbles are bad, m’kay?
LIFE LESSON OF THE WEEK: Just because life doesn’t always live up to our hopes and dreams, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t enjoy the shit out of it and give it all we’ve got. The first time I watched this I felt bad for this kid. But a really smart guy I know showed me a different way to look at things. DISCLAIMER – no, I’m not becoming a softie. There will be no more of this. And by that I mean you won’t ever mention it. Ever. Editor’s Note II: Flattery will not get you a post about how to wear fur.
WAIT, WHAT? I am still not convinced I’m not being punked. Science for all the wins.
THIS WAS THE 1970’s:
WE ARE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS. As in all the others. I did not know this.
OR HOW ABOUT THIS? Instead of putting a bandaid on a genital wart, why don’t you just, you know, not cheat? Then there’s this guy.
HISTORICAL OBITUARY OF THE WEEK: This might hurt a little bit but y’all have nothing on this lady. Hats off to you ma’am.
ONCE UPON A TIME:
THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGING: This is a guaranteed conversation starter.
THE WAR OF THE WORLDS MADE IT CLEAR: Bugs will be our undoing. This has been all over the news. Then there’s this.
BLAME CANADA! So much for their nice reputation.
SUPER WHAT? I’m just going to leave this right here. Also, no double dipping.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.