STILL LIFE: WIRE BIRDS
WHEN YOU HAVE NO DOMESTIC SKILLZ…this begins to look attractive. Even though I know it can’t work nearly as well as I would want.
BOTTLE NOGGIN? No one is ever allowed to enjoy themselves. Ever. It’s just not good for you.
THERE IS NOTHING…that is not bad ass about this. Starting and ending with the drummer.
THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT…the most important thing you will read today. Hyperbole aside, I was right, huh?
UH…UM…I GOT NOTHIN’:
WHITE LINES: Uh, I’m just going to leave this right here.
THE ULTIMATE EXPANSION PACK: Big ups to this guy for making this happen. It will go great with these.
GOT WOOD? Respect for the guy who finds a niche to fill and makes his way in the world. No snark. I am genuinely happy for his success. So, huh.
REALLY? Really?
SNAP SNAP SNAP IN SEPIATONE: Butch and the Kid
HOW SWEET IT IS! Honey’s icky little secret.
IT GOES TO ELEVEN: This. This right here. I am not wearing a straight face. Not even. #teampenis Editor’s Note: instead of “flicking” down there, can we get a clapper option for the on-off? Wait. No. No clap should be involved.
OOPS! Our bad. This is either straight-up trolling or someone behind the scenes was throwing mad nerd shade.
DAMN NATURE! You are so effed up! Also, of course Australia.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
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