MUST GET TO THE MUSTACHE EMPORIUM POST HASTE!
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! That facial hair you’re sporting isn’t nearly as nasty as you may have heard.
HONEY BADGER DON’T GIVE A $#@&! Stoffel is smarter than I am. Not gonna lie. I did not see this coming. (Also, here’s his back story for those interested.)
ONCE UPON A TIME: These stories are primal.
AND NOW THE REST OF THE STORY? It was only a matter of time before articles like this came about regarding everyone’s favorite NETFLIX obsession.
THOUSAND YARD STARE:
Paul Newman. The Prize. 1963.
THE MORE YOU KNOW: Goals.
ROYAL REAL ESTATE: Had you heard about this? Does this seem extreme? Short sighted? Kind of weird? Maybe I should SNOPES this? But for reals, why does this rub me the wrong way?
AIN’T NO WAY AROUND IT: Cats. Are. Magic.
THE RETURN OF EGGSY?! Oh the sartorial splendor and action to come! Also, how punk rock is the name Taron Egerton?
THAT ONE TIME MERCEDES-BENZ BUILT A ROCKET CAR:
This was Bad Ass defined.
SPEAKING OF RAD RIDES: This is either the best idea ever or the best idea with loads of possible worst case scenarios. But mostly the former.
WHY YES: I do have a problem with this. This is coddling. This is not about respecting one’s culture unless it is a one way street.
HEY FELLAS…If for any reason this comes in handy, then this was totally worth it. Of course, if all of you think that I think you’re a bunch of chronic wankers, then this was a very, very bad idea.
WORKMAN’S COMP: Does that even exist for a job like this?
BOGEY EYES THE ROOM:
LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES? Perhaps this will help.
FURTHER EVIDENCE…that British TV is KILLING IT these days. I need to see this.
RANDOM WEIRD TECH STORY OF THE WEEK: Just all sorts of weird.
SKILLZ I NEED: Seriously, this sounds like a supremely useful habit to develop.
INCOMING!
These guys make great films. This looks amazing. As someone who has not one whit of patience in their entire person, the concept of stop motion animation is beyond my ability to even.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
