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Gosling’s New Caper, Gym Locker Room Changes, & Your Beard

December 11, 2015 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS:

Then there’s this.

SEASONAL SCIENCE LESSON: The sex life of Christmas trees. 

THAT’S GONNA LEAVE A MARK: It’s not just Abominables that bounce. Looks like Donner got up and walked away, but still. Ouch.

PERSPECTIVE: This totally makes my brain parts confused.

GOOD GRIEF: This is all sorts of sad.

HOLIDAY SPIRITS:

Holiday Spirits from butteryplanet.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(cheers!)

Holiday party cocktail: gin, soda, sweet berry syrup, blackberries, rosemary. Salud!

GENERATIONAL DIVIDE: It has become very apparent to those who design gyms. Times have changed and along with it, expectations of privacy. I’m not necessarily a fan of the tone of this piece but it rings true nonetheless.

DOMO ARIGOTO: This is very, very good news.

MEANWHILE IN SWITZERLAND…FIFA’s bad year continues.

NOT EVEN SURPRISED: We already knew they were super smart.

I CAN SO TOTALLY RELATE:

Hitchcock Christmas from filmnoirfoundation.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

WHAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING FOR: Scratch and sniff underpants. You can probably guess the scent.

HERE COMES THE KING! Here comes the king, here comes the big number one! This was pretty much destiny.

ADVENTURES IN MODERN MEDICINE: Science for the win. Also, a sober reminder of the sacrifices made by those in uniform.

WAIT, WHAT? I had no idea. And I’m not sure I needed to know about this. So I’m sharing it with you.

PORKY PIGGIN’ IT IN A DRAFTY DOME… 

SO THAT’S WHY THAT HAPPENS! As someone with black hair, I was always curious why my beard would come in red when I was in college. 

THE MOUSE THAT ROARED: Mickey wants to help you find your Minnie. 

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU….but this drives me crazy. So at least science tells me I’m special. Of course, my mom always said that too just as she was getting me on the “super modified fun bus” to school.

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH ACQUISITION: Whatever happened to finders keepers?

WE COULD ALL USE THE LINUS TOUCH.

Linus and the tree from charliebrownchristmasgifs.tumblr.com | The Weekend Dossier on Dappered(thank you)

WINTER IS COMING: You need to treat yourself to some serious skin conditioning.

‘MURICA: Well this is something to think about, isn’t it.

MOTHER NATURE IS A MONSTER: Kill it. Kill it with fire. Also, now we know what inspired these.

JURASSIC ARGUMENT: If you still have doubts about birds having evolved from dinosaurs, let me just offer up this as evidence. Wild, huh?

INCOMING! HEADS UP! READ THIS: This is a red band trailer. That means this is not for people at work. Or for people who abhor copious f-bombs (even when they are set to a hard R&B beat). There is lots of all of that. And violence. But hey, it’s a caper.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly. In fact, this time of year, he’s practically cheerful.

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