Danny Ocean’s Pour, Princely King James, & Halloween Mugshots

BOND!

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WAIT, WHAT? There are days that I wake up and realize I know nothing about the world. This is not even a bad thing.

DEPENDING ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW…this is either super disturbing or slightly hilarious. I guess for some, it might be more of a continuum situation.

IS THERE A PAD FOR THAT? I’m just going to leave this right here.

THAT ONE TIME…the Akron Hammer became the Purple Wonder.

SHORTS SKILLZ:

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MEANWHILE IN TURKEY: Hey, simmer down now. You do NOT want to give any NFL owners any ideas.

SPEAKING OF FUTBOL: Hey man, nice shot.

BIG DATA…has never looked so minimal.

ICE, ICE, BABY: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a textbook face plant, when you were least expecting it.

PERSPECTIVE: The Bond Edition.

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EVOLUTION: It is happening right in front of us and it is super bad news for roadrunners.

MAN’S BEST TURNCOAT? This will come as no surprise to some people. Especially those of us who have seen their favorite furball go king of the jungle on them.

STYLE TIPS: Father John Misty is done with normal.

TIS THE SEASON: For the record, this is the best day of the year to check out arrest pics.

THE NONCHALANT POUR:

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CONSEQUENCES: Some people are really bad at thinking things through. Don’t be some people.

EN GARDE! Now this guy right here seems pretty interesting. Also, I would probably not cheese him off.

ONCE UPON A TIME: Photo journalism has been nefarious for longer than you think. To be honest, this seems more like shenanigans than anything else but I don’t get the chance to use nefarious very often and I liked it. Ok, I’ve only ever used it just now. Totally worth it.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.