The Final SPECTRE trailer, Bad Belts, & a Bad Start to College

HOLY SHITSNACKS MOTHER NATURE:

(thank you)

And yes, peterfromtexas, this is indeed #cloudporn.

SUSPENDED TROUSERS: The awesome team at Freakonomics turn their attention to belts. Specifically, why they won the battle at holding up your pants.

SHATTERED DREAMS: This might come as a surprise for many of you. Or, uh, not.

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: This seems helpful.

ROCK N ROLL:

(thank you)

SPEAKING OF ROCK ‘N ROLL: Not gonna lie – I’m still not exactly sure what it is but I need to see it.

OH HELL NO: Fanny Pack version 2.0.

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK PART 2: Top marks to the person(s) responsible for this.

ADMIT IT: You would if you could. Mostly.

BUNDLED BOND:

(thank you)

ONCE UPON A TIME: Gob. Smacked.

WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? A genuine Princess of the universe. Full marks to her.

NO, REALLY: You go ahead. I’m out.

HOMO SUPERIOR? Why we are all alone in the hominid world.

HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER:

(merci)

The folks over at A.V. Club have put together a sweet Daft Punk playlist highlighting the evolution of the band’s sound. Then there’s this. Which totally looks excellent.

SO CONFUSED: I can’t tell how many levels of satire this is. Or if it is at all. And I’m a self admitted Anglophile.

THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE POPULAR…but whatevs: more of this please. There is no better way to ensure the end of a favorite site than to deny the content creator a chance to make money. It’s pretty simple really.

AHEM: I’m sure you guys are good but it never hurts to be reminded.

BAD ASS:

(thank you)

THIS, EXACTLY: This is something I’ve been thinking about for years. And just when I think it can’t get any worse, it does. 

WELL HUH: Guess maybe I’m ok with people today.

NOT GONNA LIE: I live for this stuff.

SHAMELESS AND CREEPY: This is just wrong. On so many levels. It is exploitation at its worst.

YELPLESS!

(thank you)

DON’T BE THAT GUY: Well this didn’t go as planned.

THE MOST MEDIOCRE CONGLOMERATE EVER? Meh.

NOT JUST AN AWESOME PODCAST: The Freakonomics team busts a bunch of cheaters.

INCOMING: The final SPECTRE trailer!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.