SKELETON RAG:
THERE ARE NO WORDS: George Clooney doesn’t need them.
OH HELLS NO! Don’t shoot the messenger.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE: Until I read otherwise, I am going to go ahead and be overly jazzed about this beyond reasonable expectations.
THIS, exactly.
THE LITTLE SWEDISH CHEF OF HORRORS:
NO, REALLY! I live for this shit. Here’s a slightly less rose colored version.
PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES: This might be the last straw for me and people.
THERE ARE VILE, HATEFUL, LOATHESOME, NASTY, VERY BAD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. And then there’s this woman.
THAT’S SOME PARTY.
(gee, thanks!)
BOTTOMS UP: While I realize that Halloween is still a week away, it’s apparently not too early to get excited about the fat man in the red suit.
THE GREEN ECONOMY: Well this is something. The unexpected consequences of legal weed.
MON BLEU! This explains so much. Does the “it’s not my fault dance.”
‘TIS THE SEASON: Pumpkin Spiced Lattes my ass. This is the real MVP of Autumnal beverages.
WHEN EYEBROWS TALK:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CANCEL THOSE WEEKEND PLANS…It has begun.
THE MORE YOU KNOW: What do donuts and wood have in common?
HOBBIES: Some guys make the most of theirs. Applause, dude. Nice work.
WHAT’S THE DEAL ANYWAY? Your question of the week.
LIKE NAILS ON A BLACKBOARD: My teeth hurt just at the thought of this.
TRICK OR TREAT:
‘TIS THE SEASON, AGAIN: This was surprisingly good. As in, it was good, and a little surprising. Not that it wasn’t a surprise that it was good.
WHEN BEING THE NASTIEST DISEASE ON EARTH ISN’T ENOUGH: You just couldn’t let things be, could you?
MOTIVATION: It can make for some incredibly meaningful advancements.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
