GENTLEMEN OF THE TIMES:
SAY CHEESE: Is it wrong that I’m kind of thinking about doing this?
STATISTIC OF THE DAY: Ahem.
KIDS THESE DAYS: This annual list seems to have lost a bit of its impact this year. Maybe I’m so damn old now that I’m numb to it? Nah. It’s only so-so this year.
UM…hooray?
HAIRLESS POE:
RAISES HAND: I can’t even pretend anymore.
ANCIENT ARCHITECTURE: Beautiful and decaying.
DON’T BE THAT GUY: Don’t ever nip it in the butt.
OH HELL NO: Someone might find themselves beat upside the head if someone else were to ever catch them wearing this abomination. (Editor’s Note: It’s described as… “elegant”?)
A BILLION WORDS:
LONGFORM SCIENCE STORY OF THE WEEK: Science, yes. And sexuality.
HEY ALANIS: Now this is ironic. If only there were alarms for this kind of thing.
HEADS UP: The only time your Apple product will get hacked is when you pull some shenanigans.
BOND IN BLACK AND WHITE:
MURICA! Remember when we used to send people to the moon and stuff?
THE MORE YOU KNOW: Historical deposits. I love shit like this.
SCIENCE! Imagine a world without Willy Wonka? (shudders)
OH, THAT SMELL: One of my favorite things about going to the ocean is that first moment you smell it. Because that smell is memories. And memories are made of this.
INCOMING!
That trailer evokes a decided atmosphere for the movie. Check out the international trailer to see something very different.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.