New Bond Trailer, Ludicrous Mode, & Sousaphone

FARGO PERSPECTIVE:

(thank you)

THE UGLY TRUTH: I’m just going to leave this right here. And, in case you missed this. It’s more complicated than some would make it, and over simplifying doesn’t seem to solve the problem.

KARMA IS A BITCH: My sympathy level is on empty at the moment, so this registers over on the hilarious meter. Mostly. “Life is Short. Have an affair.” Really? REALLY. Ugh. Then there’s this, eh.

WHILE YOU WERE PEEPING PLUTO…this happened. Then there’s this.

THE FAIRER SEX? Why do I get the idea that this would have happened in the US about 20 years ago. I’m thinking New Jersey.

BOOTS AND GAMS:

(thank you)

THIS WAS UNEXPECTED: Star Wars, by Wilco. For free.

YOU. ARE. WELCOME: Chuck Testa does not do pets.

WANT: When you introduce something called Ludicrous Mode, it best be impressive. It would seem, these guys got it right. Electricity, bitches. Editor’s note: First thing I thought of when Q introduces Bond to his new ride (in the trailer below at :30), is that it’s not as fast as Ludicrous Mode. Also…

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD: This is why we can’t have nice things.

A WHOLE NEW WORLD: There is so much about who we are that we still don’t know. Fascinating.

BOND!

QOTW: “Tourists are advised to ensure they are fit enough to climb some of our taller monuments, or they restrict access to others.”

#REBOOT THE SUIT: Not your typical Kickstarter project.

THAT ONE TIME..when the White House called the moon. Then there’s this (audio nsfw).

IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC, IT’S TIME TO LIGHT THE LIGHTS!

The 10 minutes of Muppet glory that convinced ABC that it was time to bring back one of the greatest shows ever.

THE WILD WILD WEST VERSION 2.0: At sea.

THANK YOU TIM AND ERIC: Your influence is a gift.

SOUNDTRACK OF THE WEEK: The guy with the sousaphone. Genius.

SPEAKING OF LOSERS: I’m pretty certain this study applies to trolls too.

JUST WHEN I THINK…people aren’t so bad, some idiot gleefully steps up to knock some sense into me.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.