MY LIFE, IN A .GIF:
H8ERS GONNA H8: But, you see, it’s stuff like this that makes me think I’d love to have a beer with this guy. Editor’s Note: Expect four of those contraptions for the 2025 Rolling Stones “Sittin’ Jack Flash / Get off of my Cloud (& Lawn)” Tour. And I would so go.
LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: Simmer down, y’all. Just simmer down.
YES PLEASE: I would pay to see this.
TIME FOR ANOTHER INTERESTING EDITION OF…this week in history. You might say it’s a Wonder. You wouldn’t though, because that would just be lame. Clearly I need a better filter. #colloquialismsexplained
NEVER. GONNA. HAPPEN: Americans don’t even take the vacation time they’ve earned. If they even get that. The rest of the world laughs at us. This is a lovely idea. Really, it is. But in this current climate, it’s just a pipe dream.
WHY, NO – THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST MAD MAX .GIF:
WE’RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER APPLE: Well this is all sorts of encouraging.
SMELLING SALTS: I would need all of them if I ran into this while cleaning up.
THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES: This guy just keeps on keeping on.
Mariska Hargitay and her mother, Jayne Mansfield.
THIS IS WHY WE’RE FAT: But it would be totally worth it. Also, kind of sort of related to what’s below.
THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: As someone who has gone through some alterations in my make-up, this has always cheesed me off a bit. I’m more of a body fat percentage kind of guy when it comes to these metrics.
SOMEONE GET ME TO DC POST HASTE:
BATTLE OF THE BULGE: I am giving this the most side eye side eye possible.
SPEAKING OF THE SIDE EYE: But do they twinkle?
IT WAS THE MUSTACHE…in the avocado farm, with the fire hydrant.
THE SORTA NSFW DUTCH MASTER: Gods Gone Wild.
Need something else to read?
- How to go bold in a couple easy steps.
- Because some of us are over summer…
- That one post about strapping on monks.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.