Airborne Beauties, Airborne Semis, & Airborne Half-beards

ONCE UPON A TIME: The perfect evening.

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THE SCOURGE OF THE CORPORATE WORKPLACE: I long for a future where these do not exist. That time has come.

SWEET! I know at least one Dappered contributor who will not be happy to read about these new findings. Meanwhile, where’s my Diet Mountain Dew?

IF ALZHEIMER’S HAS IMPACTED YOUR LIFE…this is promising news.

UNLEASH THE KRAKEN! Or something. Nature: keeping it weird and creepy since day one.

PUNCTUATION MATTERS: 

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ADVANCEMENTS IN MODERN WARFARE: In search of the brown note?

THE TOXIC GAMES: Nobody wants to deal with this anymore. Can you blame them? Speaking of toxic, ahem.

WAIT, WHAT? The Dad Bod, explained.

JUST SO WE ALL UNDERSTAND…your ass can get you in trouble and there is now a judicial precedent to prove it.

HERE – HOLD MY BEER!

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But wait, there’s more. Here’s the video. Editor’s Note: Not to be an overcautious, worry-wort but here’s what I wouldn’t be doing.

SEE THE WORLD! But know what you’re getting into. You don’t want to be that guy.

SPEAKING OF OTHER CULTURES…uh, I’ll pass. Good heavens.

NOPE: Because what Australia needed was more of this stuff. #arachnophobia.

LITERARY SHENANIGANS: This is why I have decided not to read one of the most talked about books of the year. Disappointing.

ONCE UPON A TIME 2: 

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ADVANCEMENTS IN MODERN WARFARE: Just say no. Seriously. Nope, no, uh-uh.

THE UGLY TRUTH? You can work out all day long but it still might not get you where you want to be.

CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE: Movie critics have been kind to LeBron James. And it’s paying off.  Good for him.

WOOF: Because, of course. 

PRETTY SURE I WOULD BE CHUMMING THE WATER, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT:

Get the full story over here. Just, wow.

WAIT, WHAT? How does something like this even work?

WHEN WHAT YOU SEE IS OPEN TO DEBATE: Is it time to start thinking about colors in a new way? 

HIPSTER LEVEL 10: This is, uh, different.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.