WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ALLEN EDMONDS ONLINE FLASH SALE:
THE ELEPHANT TRUNK IN THE ROOM: Kinda NSFW. Come for the insightful commentary, stay for the award winning corrections. There may have been some sarcasm in there. I’ll leave you to sort it out. Is this what happens when designers make men’s jeans so skinny, they become topographical?
HEADING OFF TO… œNIVERSITY? Am I reading too much into this article? Is this no big deal or is this some kind of sign of the times?
WHITE HAT KIND OF GUY: Way to go, mister.
POSSIBLE BACK YARD PROJECT? I actually have the shed. I don’t even have a problem being that guy.
THAT ONE TIME GALAXY 500 SANG A SONG ABOUT THE 4th:
I’m a big Dean Wareham fan. But maybe this is more to your liking.
GUT BUGS: They are messing with your mind. BUT, there looks to be an upside.
OF COURSE THEY ARE: Chances are, your internet service provider is no angel. This will come as no surprise to you.
LIFE IMITATES ART: Anyone else nervous that we haven’t been working on this already? Really?
FURIOSA!
FOURTH OF JULY FUN: Here’s your BBQ party game. Translation not necessary.
JOHN OLIVER SPEAKS FOR ME: True story – I watched this whole episode unfold live on TV from a hotel room in Las Vegas. I was mesmerized. Also, dying. And if you aren’t familiar with John Oliver, uh, wow. Also, he has a colorful vocabulary. Then there’s this: an essay from the flag maker.
DAMN NATURE! You scary!
THIS IS WHY WE DON’T HAVE NICE THINGS: In this particular instance, it would be due to a lack of common sense and just the right number of canines, which would be just one.
ME IN VEGAS:
BECAUSE, BROOKLYN? And strangely enough, I kind of get the reasoning behind this. On the other hand, really? But because of this story I just re-watched this movie. So, a win for me.
PURRFECT PALS: Man’s other best friend.
GOT COOTIES? Oh hell no. Not. For. Me. But wait! There’s more!
MANDARIN LILLIES:
DON’T BE THAT GUY: And I’m guessing this jack wagon will never ever, ever live this down.
THE SIDE EYE: I am giving this guy the what for at the moment.
SIGN OF THE TIMES: Wow. That’s all I got.
WHO IS GOING TO SAY NO TO THIS GUY?
Tom Hardy in Legend, 2015.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES: What’s a ADD kid to do?
WHAT. THE. HAMBURGERS? If only John Williams had given us a version of “Yakkety Sax” this would be perfect. Editor’s Note: I find myself rooting for the shark in this one limited instance.
PROFILES IN PUNCTUATION: I’m just going to leave this right here.
FEELINGS. All of them. Really, nice work mister.
INCOMING?
Not the first time they made a movie about these two.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
Plus a Christmas album you probably haven't heard yet this year. Maybe.
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Style choices to make for those times when how you're perceived is critical.
Timex grows into a solid, grown-up dive watch design.
J. Crew additional 10% off their 50% - 60% off stuff. Not-final-sale peacoats under $180.…
$17 ocbds. $4.80 tees. Cords under $20.
