Grohl’s Busted Leg, Star Wars Saturation, & the Beer Diploma

YEAH BOYEE!

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IT’S HARD NOT TO LIKE THIS GUY: First there was this. Then we got this. Seriously, the dude is ferociously good natured and seems genuinely happy to be doing what he does.

SIGN OF THE TIMES: A higher education degree worth toasting.

A LONG TIME AGO…I’m not sure why something like this exists, but maybe it has something to do with edibles. Or something.

FURIOUS LOVE: Because of course. I really hope this is the real deal.

POWERFUL:

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MIND THE GAP? Well this is not good news. Then again, things seem very cyclical with this brand’s fortunes. Meanwhile, the women’s division of this storied company is not faring much better. Then, inexplicably, there is this. Did NOT see that coming.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? This is less than encouraging. Somewhere Kevin Costner is saying “I told you.”

UGH: I really can’t stand these guys. Then there’s this.

HOBBES HAS AN ADVENTURE: Sometimes people are not the worst things in the world.

PRATTFALLS:

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AWKWARD: Apparently, Jurassic World viewers made some not-so-terrific connections to a certain real life collection of assets.

WHALE SHARK: As in, the monkey huffing great white shark is the size of a whale. The hell.

WHEN YOU HATE MIRRORS: This might be one of those articles that hits close to home. As in, we might have close friends who deal with this on a daily basis. Might be worth your time. It might help you understand what they are going through.

PROMISES: Yeah it’s probably not bad for the brand, but it’s still a great story.

THE NEW HORSE HEAD?

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EVEN IF IT IS SHOPPED…(and I’ve seen suggestions that it is) this is pretty damn award winning.

THIS IS WHY WE’RE FAT: Next time they will deep fry the whole thing but for now we are limited to this.

Editor’s Note/Reaction in regards to the above pizza story:

CHUNG-CHUNG! I had no idea. But it makes total sense. Ho-ho-ho.

ADORABILIS: I am not, for one second, going to apologize for this video. I will apologize the hell out of the music in the video. Because that stuff is insufferably happy. Still, nature always makes me happy. Except when it’s trying to kill me.

INCOMING!

Once upon a time this man was everywhere. And I still have my Evel lunchbox.

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.