The Rock Eats, Watt Jumps, & Gosling Descends

I CAN’T POSSIBLY LOVE THIS ANY MORE THAN I DO:

(thank you)

Editor’s Note: Sometimes the original Sasquatch can stroll through your header photo.

THE LEAD UP TO THE BIG FIGHT…is filled with song? I did not see that coming.

WELL THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH: Do they even have P.E. in schools anymore? Because once upon a time… 

ONE CAN DREAM, RIGHT? This sounds like something I think we all can agree is one of man’s greatest achievements.

SCIENCE! I take my somewhat normal vision for granted way too often. When I come across stories like this, I get genuinely excited for the people who benefit. Just don’t make me watch anymore videos of people hearing for the first time because I will ugly cry all over you.

IT WOULD APPEAR…

(thank you)

…that much of Ryan Gosling’s life is available in .gif form.

WHAT YOU SAID! Upon seeing this photo, my friend said “It hurts my brain that the light we’re seeing from these galaxies is actually from the time dinosaurs lived on the earth.”

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: Mind. Blown.

THIS IS A FAR NICER RESPONSE THAN WHAT I WOULD OFFER UP:

(thank you)

YOU HAD ME AT FAIRY CIRCLES: You totally creeped me out at skin cells.

IT TAKES A LOT OF FUEL…to be The Rock. Goodness.

NO QUESTIONS ASKED: When your best pal sends you an intriguing link, sometimes it’s best not to inquire how he got there in the first place.

APPLAUSE: Well this is impressive. Personal record. Large man. The pump is back?

THEN THERE’S THIS:

A WEEK LATE…but still relevant (because damn if that isn’t the ugliest color on a jacket). (At this point my inner monologue fires up and directs my attention to the meme above.)

I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE…that risk assessment slash human resources slash department of bad ideas prevention allows for this kind of thing. 

FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF DEJA VU DEPARTMENT: I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. It didn’t go so well for the people tripping balls.

WHY STOP AT JUST ONE? Gotta admit, I never really gave this much thought.

INCOMING! 

Need something else to read?

• First comes the chin, then comes layering.
• Because it’s always a good time for a refresher.
• And to think, several of these go great with a blazer.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.