ME, EVERY SINGLE TIME:
TROUSER TROUBLE: I weep for humanity.
APP OF THE WEEK: Are you meerkating yet?
THE BEST HALF OF THE WISHBONE: The House is not going to appreciate this.
CARVED FROM THE OCEAN:
Point Break, Ray Collins. Wow. Just, wow. These are some of the most beautiful photographs I’ve seen in a very long time.
THIS, EXACTLY: I have thought about this very thing but I always figured it was more fun to imagine than actually know.
NAILED IT! No, really, BAM!
IT’S THE HAT, RIGHT? It’s got to be the hat.
SCIENCE FOR THE WIN!
Currently mastering these moves. Then there’s this potential awesomeness.
OUR OWN WORST ENEMIES: I may never leave my house again.
MAN’S BEST FRIEND: With health-boosting benefits.
NOT GONNA LIE: I earned three of these today alone.
FOREVER ALONE…comes with a price. Crap. Editor’s note: there are worse alternatives.
ECLIPSE CONTRAILS:
AWKWARD: If only there were something one could use in this situation…
ALT ROCK SUPERHOES: I’m partial to Wolverine.
ABSOLUTE MAGIC: Never let it end.
ABOUT THIS: He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly. Except when I come across this kind of crap.
INCOMING!
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.
It's nice when a brand warns their customers in advance of raising their prices.
Spring ready sneakers, grooming goods, watches, etc. Saddle up. Amazon's spring sale is on.
New sportcoats. Italian desert boots. J. Crew dips their promo-toes into spring.
From de-scaling irons to shining shoes to smelling coat pits. Let's clean up our act.
New Seikos are on sale, and J. Crew's Suit event is expiring soon.
The two Bs go head to head, collar to collar, and lapel to lapel.