Trains, Dames, and SURPRISE WOMB!

BOND IS BACK:

(cheers)

From Russia with Love (United Artists, 1964). One Sheet,

THE PACIFIC NORHTWEST: Defined. This is not a bad thing.

‘TIS THE SEASON: Archer answers romantic advice queries just in time for Cupid’s big adventure.

LIKE A PHOENIX: Look who wants to rise from the ashes of Radio Shack’s brick and mortar locales.

TUMBLR OF THE WEEK: This is one of those things that makes me hate people just a little less. It is also unadulterated genius. The dichotomy here kills me.

THE PROVOCATIVE, PRACTICED POSE:

(thank you)

ROCK AND ROLL HISTORY: Right here. And it’s for sale. It is also a thing of beauty.

GAH: Because, stupid.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE: This is one of those things that makes me hate people a whole lot more. It is also unadulterated hoohaw.

THE SPORT OF PHYSICS: This is the stuff of magic. 

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST:

True story: this is where I saw Rocky and Star Wars. Yeah, I’m no spring chicken.

DECORE: This is a clever twist for your den. Yeah, den. We’re reclaiming that one.

HORSE HOCKEY: I am giving this the stink-eye for sure. Also, 😉 😐 😮 😎 just in case.

DEUCES WILD: That’s one way to make some bank. You go ahead, I’m going to sit this one out.

THERE ARE SURPRISES…and then there are surprises. Hoo boy. But seriously, that sucks mister.

THE LAST TRAIN TO BUSTER:

(thank you)

Buster Keaton did his own stunts. He was the original stunt man.

I’M NOT SAYING…that I didn’t think of a few people I know when I read this. Wait. I might be saying that.

THEN THERE’S THIS: Part of me thinks that this is extreme. Another part of me thinks that this is a first world problem. Part of me believes this is cringe worthy. Part of me admits that there might have been one or two occasions where I would have been down with this. It’s like being behind someone at the register who is paying with a check.

COMMON SENSE: This is full of it. 

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• I would just print this out and stash it in your wallet. Or the digital equivalent.
• How many have you said?
• The Suit Supply experience.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.