Bond, Grace, & 50 Shades of NO YOU SHUT UP

SWISS BEATS!

(thank you)

Then there’s this! 

IS IT COMMERCE OR IS IT ART? I love that this kind of stuff happens.

FROM THE DEJA VU DEPARTMENT: I’m pretty sure a whole bunch of this stuff was part and parcel of this excellent read. I wonder if the author is amused or horrified.

B.Y.O.B.O? A world of douches. And by douches I mean showers. As in how often. Or, in the case, not. 

GRACE IN THE WIND:

(thank you)

BECAUSE THE INTERNETS: Sometimes I believe that the trolls who live online are beginning to have meet-ups in the real world. How else to explain this and this. Also, what the hell people? You all need to be smacked hard.

FRINGEWORTHY: I know some people who are going to be so “I TOLD YOU” about this.

BALLS: The kicking ass kind. Whoa.

HITCH ON THE BEACH:

 (thank you)

Alfred Hitchcock at the Cannes Film Festival, 1963 © Francois Gragnon

WHILE IT IS TRUE…that I have people issues, even I’m not sure I could handle this lifestyle.

WHAT A LONG, STRANGE TRIP IT HAS BEEN: From here to here to, most recently, here.

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: I’m just going to leave this right here.

ORCHESTRATED ORCAS:

(thank you)

This is an organized take down of a soon to be suppified seal. There is no i in team.

YOU WERE EXPECTING…sunshine and lollipops? HA!

GENES SHMENES: We’re who we are because of bacteria? The world suddenly makes sense.

NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU HAVE IT…you aren’t this guy. Or, for that matter, this guy. I think.

ONCE UPON A TIME: WIDESCREEN APOLLO

(thank you)

THE WEAKEST LINKS: Is it wrong that I found this kind of funny? Too much?

LOVE AMERICAN STYLE: This just seems to make a not-so nice statement about some people. Or something.

THE HISTORICAL VOID: Part of me wonders if this wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing, given certain circumstances. The rest of me understands that this would be a loss. Says the guy who has a box of “retired” memory formats from times past.

INCOMING!

I can’t even wait. Love his films.

BUT WAIT! BONUS INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• How to ditch the blues.
• Then again…
• When is the interwebs not so great?

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.