“Offered Without Comment: Men’s Wearhouse Dress Loafers”
I think there’s a typo in this article’s title. It’s spelled “WHORE HOUSE”.
Kory Leachsays
That will go perfect with my…Well hell, I don’t have anything that will compliment. I think that is a good thing!
Scottsays
Not necessarily. Not all loafers are moc stitched, just as not all slip-ons are loafers. But, in both cases, many if not most are.
Stephen Csays
Should we call them Double Popes?
Jimsays
The shoes formally known as Prince’s shoes….
Jimsays
..
hornsup84says
Solid reference.
HATE HATE HATE HATE
Keithsays
The Emperor has clothes!
omtndlsswrdssays
If I could up this like 500 times, I would.
Elochosays
Thanks Joe! Now I know what to wear to my local reneissance fair.
Forrestsays
I’d rather wear those over the stupid pilgrim shoes… I mean monk straps… that dappered is always pimping. No… monk straps do not cross the line between casual and formal. No matter how much you want them too.
Austin Csays
It must be nice to live in a world in which you have absolute certainty about the formality of men’s dress shoes. Over a highly regarded website specializing in men’s apparel and shoes. That must be nice.
southysays
Some dude at Men’s Wearhouse just got a GREAT deal on some close out crocodile leather in “Red Red Wine”, but not enough for a full run of shoes.
BenRsays
Just the thing to finish off my Charles II Halloween costume.
I seriously exerted a lot of effort to come into this with an open mind. Saw the croc on the bottom… “Oh, that’s not promising. Still, let’s see what they’ve done.” And then I scrolled down.
The only way I can describe them: It’s as if one of Santa’s elves decided to seek out a second career as a ’70s pimp.
Brailleyardsays
The world is not ready for your mind…this should have as many upvotes as Disqus will allow.
Brailleyardsays
If ever i’m lucky enough to kick down a door…or roundhouse kick a disrespectful man to the face…these will be the shoes I will wear. Insult to injury.
May the archeologists that discover our civilization in 500 years never see these.
JRoksays
I’m partly of the mind that when a retailer makes such outlandish assumptions of its audience, the audience should speak up by shopping elsewhere
Guestsays
At least the sole is tasteful…
Guestsays
At least the sole is tasteful.
Robertsays
You’re gonna like the way you look…
Oh no, wait. No, no you actually won’t.
Fabio d'attimissays
Just No.
Dantesays
i would def will be going out pimping with those on’s..
theYetisays
The funniest thing about these is the contrast between the discussion here (costumes, etc) and how I suspect they’ll actually be worn (w/ bootcut true religion jeans and and a bar-giftshop tee)
Quanchosays
You misunderstand. These in fact are the correct loafers for wear WITH a burgundy velvet dress.
There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.
I’d go check them out in person, but I’m afraid someone would drop a house on me.
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To MW:
not a loafer without moc stitch? just a slip on?
Santa Claus’ Sunday shoes?
Joe, you’ve found the perfect shoes to go with my “Dave Chappelle Silky Johnson” Halloween costume. Thanks!
You gotta be kidding.
Captain Hook’s shoe porn?
“Offered Without Comment: Men’s Wearhouse Dress Loafers”
I think there’s a typo in this article’s title. It’s spelled “WHORE HOUSE”.
That will go perfect with my…Well hell, I don’t have anything that will compliment. I think that is a good thing!
Not necessarily. Not all loafers are moc stitched, just as not all slip-ons are loafers. But, in both cases, many if not most are.
Should we call them Double Popes?
The shoes formally known as Prince’s shoes….
..
Solid reference.
HATE HATE HATE HATE
The Emperor has clothes!
If I could up this like 500 times, I would.
Thanks Joe! Now I know what to wear to my local reneissance fair.
I’d rather wear those over the stupid pilgrim shoes… I mean monk straps… that dappered is always pimping. No… monk straps do not cross the line between casual and formal. No matter how much you want them too.
It must be nice to live in a world in which you have absolute certainty about the formality of men’s dress shoes. Over a highly regarded website specializing in men’s apparel and shoes. That must be nice.
Some dude at Men’s Wearhouse just got a GREAT deal on some close out crocodile leather in “Red Red Wine”, but not enough for a full run of shoes.
Just the thing to finish off my Charles II Halloween costume.
http://shapersofthe80s.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/charlesiiexcess1.jpg
I seriously exerted a lot of effort to come into this with an open mind. Saw the croc on the bottom… “Oh, that’s not promising. Still, let’s see what they’ve done.” And then I scrolled down.
The only way I can describe them: It’s as if one of Santa’s elves decided to seek out a second career as a ’70s pimp.
The world is not ready for your mind…this should have as many upvotes as Disqus will allow.
If ever i’m lucky enough to kick down a door…or roundhouse kick a disrespectful man to the face…these will be the shoes I will wear. Insult to injury.
May the archeologists that discover our civilization in 500 years never see these.
I’m partly of the mind that when a retailer makes such outlandish assumptions of its audience, the audience should speak up by shopping elsewhere
At least the sole is tasteful…
At least the sole is tasteful.
You’re gonna like the way you look…
Oh no, wait. No, no you actually won’t.
Just No.
i would def will be going out pimping with those on’s..
The funniest thing about these is the contrast between the discussion here (costumes, etc) and how I suspect they’ll actually be worn (w/ bootcut true religion jeans and and a bar-giftshop tee)
You misunderstand. These in fact are the correct loafers for wear WITH a burgundy velvet dress.
Nice job with the link!
BTW I might buy these if they were in the $50 range just to horrify people around the holiday season
When the jester sang for the king and queen….
Since it’s Mens Wearhouse, do you get two pair free if you buy one?
Well, you did say to incorporate more deep and dark reds. Might as well start somewhere.
DO NOT USE MY OWN WORDS AGAINST ME!
(well played)
So glad I’m not the only one who went to European royalty at first glance.
Does the pope know you took his shoes? (Technically the pope before Francis. IDK what his name is — not catholic.)
These belong in a Big Tymers video. “Gator boots, with the pimped out Gucci suits…”
Trinidad James would love these
They’d be great for a costume.
What the hell were they thinking? I mean, who would wear those chiseled toes? If they’d just rounded them a bit these things would rock like Amadeus!